tony- hey steve
tony- steve
tony- steve
tony- stevaroni
tony- stevella
tony- star spangled steve
tony- stars stripes and steves
steve- wtf tony?
tony- OMG STEVE IS EVOLVING
tony- HE USED AN ABBREVIATION
steve- what do you want?
tony- I made a groupchat. for all the og's
steve- it's 2am.
tony- morning
clint- wtf tony are you drunk
tony- hey birdface
tony- I'm not drunk I just drank wayyyyyyyy too much coffee
bruce- you're not still working on that project are you?
tony- maybe
steve- what project
bruce- idk he won't tell me
clint- just go to sleep you might wake up natasha
tony- oh crap
steve- I was planning on sleeping tonight now I'm too freakin scared
tony- LANGUAGE
steve- CAN YOU STOP
bruce- shhh
bruce- you might wake her up
clint- remember what happened last time
tony- what happened last time I can't remember
steve- twas the night before halloween
clint- and you were drunk as hell
bruce- natasha had went to bed a few hours earlier
clint- and you decided to connect the amp speaker to jarvis and fly around the tower
tony- lol I remember that bit
tony- it was awesome
bruce- you woke her up
clint- THEN HELL BROKE LOSE
clint- she got in the quinjet on the roof and started chasing you down
tony- is that why I had a broken leg the next morning
bruce- no that's from when you tried to lift thor's hammer
clint- where is thor anyways
thor- I'M HERE
steve- you've been online this whole time?
thor- NO I WAS BUSY PLAYING WITH A SNAKE
clint- wth why
thor- I LOVE SNAKES
clint- anyway natasha shot you down and wrote assface on some of your suits
tony- I was positive it was fury who did that
natasha- nope
clint- CRAP
steve- RUN
tony- *beat drop*
steve- TONY TF
tony- sorry :p
tony- AGH I CAN HEAR HER COMING
thor- WHY IS EVERYONE PANICKING
thor- WHY IS NATASHA CHASING ME
tony- get the freakin message thor SHE'S HOSTILE
clint- MY BOW AND ARROWS GONE
steve- MY SHIELD
bruce- dw guys HULK IS COMING
bruce- WAIT NEVERMIND
tony- WHAT THE HELL WE NEED HULK
bruce- HE'S TOO SCARED HE WON'T COME OUT
natasha- mwahaha
clint- TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER
steve- TELL BUCKY I HOPE HE SORTS HIS SHIT OUT
tony- TELL STEVE I SAID LANGUAGE
bruce- THIS IS THE END
thor- WHERE ARE MY POPTARTS
clint- omg
clint- she has the poptarts
tony- she has the poptarts sksjksjsk
steve- what does that mean
tony- this is the best thing that's ever happened
thor- WHY IS EVERYONE SO HAPPY MY POPTARTS ARE GONE
steve- I don't know why is everyone so happy
clint- WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE
tony- I'd already paid for my funeral
tony- ugh
steve- did we just discover the secret weapon
bruce- we've mastered the art of taming natasha
thor- BUT MY POPTARTS
tony- sorry hammer head
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FanfictionIt's just an OG Avengers groupchat... what could go wrong?
