Avengers Texts

thor.... or loki????

thor- hello humans of midguard

tony- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

thor- thor, son of odin

tony- ummm no

clint- hey who did you add to the groupchat

thor- he didn't add anyone

clint- who the hell are you then

thor- i'm thor!

steve- tony you said this was og's only 

tony- I didn't do this! someone's pretending to be thor

thor- no it's me i swear

clint-  THEN EXPLAIN WHY YOU AREN'T TEXTING LIKE THIS

natasha- is loki back on earth again

bruce- nah he's too scared

natasha- he's a god bruce

bruce- puny god

thor- i'm not loki i'm thor

steve- nice try loki but earth is closed today

tony- hey that's my line

steve- sorry it has a nice ring to it

thor- i swear i'm not loki

bruce- thor doesn't text in lowercase everyone knows that

thor- i cant turn it back to capitals

clint- nice excuse but I DON'T BUY IT

natasha- loki odinson

thor- lafeyson

natasha- HA!

thor- what that is my brother's name

natasha- just admit it

thor- sometimes i dress up like a fairy

tony- wtf 

thor- you told me to admit it i thought that is what you meant

natasha- I MEANT ADMIT YOU'RE LOKI

thor- i'm not though!

bruce- then type normally

thor- i don't know how to use this midguardian technology

tony- we've seen you steal the tesseract that's pretty advanced technology

thor- that was loki not me

natasha- yeah yeah

natasha- 'natasha ate all thor's poptarts that was natasha not me'

thor- hey

natasha- stfu loki

bruce- i thought you were good now

thor- i was always good!!!

bruce- did you forget trying to rule earth?

thor- that wasn't me!

steve- you made it pretty clear it was you

thor- how

clint- ummmm berlin when you invaded that gala

clint- y know, you smashed up that dudes eye

thor- that was loki

steve- THAT'S YOU

thor- no i'm thor! ughhhh i just want to smash this stupid midguardian keyboard

tony- THAT'S MIDGUARDIAN PROPERTY LOKI DON'T YOU DARE

thor- dsfnkjewrhgiurejeNFDVKJSRNBIUNPW

bruce- wait did you see that end bit

thor- IT DIDN'T BREAK UGH

clint- OMG WELCOME BACK THOR DID YOU KICK LOKI'S ASS

thor- LOKI WAS NEVER HERE HE'S DEAD

steve- oh

tony- i'm sorry

clint- oops

natasha- lolz

bruce- nat!!!

natasha- sorry I meant I'm sorry for your loss

thor- WHAT LOSS LOKI OR THE POPTARTS

natasha- ummmmm

clint- hahahahaha

tony- natasha you pissed off a god

steve- oooh

bruce- this is unfortunate

thor- WHAT ABOUT MY POPTARTS

natasha- hey thor

thor- WHAT

natasha- it was tony

tony- WTF NO

bruce- nice knowing you bro

steve- you will be missed

clint- already commenting rip on your insta

tony- F YOU

natasha- lol bye

thor- I WILL AVENGE MY POPTARTS TONY STARK

tony- hey at least I can use that funeral I paid for

tony- yay