natasha- THAT FKIN SPIDER KID
bruce- what did he do this time
clint- spill the tea
natasha- I WAS PUNCHING THE CRAP OUT OF THE PUNCHING BAG IN THE GYM
clint- oooh
natasha- AND THAT LITTLE CREEP WEBBED IT TO THE WALL AND SAID I WAS HURTING IT'S FEELINGS
bruce- it does have a face, so technically it could be considered as a person
thor- SAY SORRY TO THE FACE
clint- it only has a face because spider kid drew one on
natasha- 😡
thor- WHAT IS THAT TINY FACE
clint- an emoji? wow this is serious
steve- she has a point though
steve- he's kinda annoying
tony- say what
steve- he's annoying
tony- don't talk about my son like that
clint- ...
bruce- ...
steve- ...
natasha- ...
thor- 000
tony- there's letters on a keyboard yknow
steve- son?
tony- oh
tony- f
tony- u
tony- c
steve- lemme stop you there
tony- autocorrect. i meant to put intern
thor- YES AUTOCORRECT IS QUITE ANNOYING
thor- LIKE YOUNG PETER
tony- sAY THAT ABOUT MY INTERN AGAIN
clint- no autocorrect this time?
tony- yeah. i fixed it
bruce- how
tony- uh
thor- TEACH US YOUR MIDGUARDIAN TECHNOLOGY
natasha- yeah how do you do it, i keep typing for ducks sake by accident
tony- i uh
tony- bought apple
steve- you're a billionaire not a trillionaire
bruce- woah he actually doesn't have enough money
clint- just admit it tony, peter is basically your son
thor- ADOPTED
thor- SORRY IM JUST SO USED TO SAYING THAT
tony- IM SORRY HES JUST SO SMOL
natasha- tf
tony- small*
natasha- he's fangirling over peter
tony- no i'm not! autocorrect
natasha- proof tony stark has a heart
