Avengers Texts

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tony- ffffffffffff

tony- uuuuuuu

tony- cccccccc

natasha- stop texting your making steve scream

bruce- my ears hurt

steve- sorry

thor- YOU BETTER BE

clint- damn thor chill

thor- I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP. NO. ONE. INTERRUPTS. ME. WHEN. I. SLEEP.

tony- stop arguing i'm in a cRISIS

natasha- i thought that started like, 20 years ago

tony- very funny

clint- damn right lmaooo

steve- what does lmao even mean. you say it all the time

bruce- its like lol

thor- I REMEMBER THAT. IM THE LOL MASTER

steve- whats lol

natasha- thats on u dude, you havent been asleep that long

steve- im always tired tho

tony- SHUT IT LET ME RANT

bruce- oh. he went there.

bruce- thor typing

thor- WHAT

tony- IM PANICKING

clint- spill it

natasha- i like watching u suffer

steve- nat geez

natasha- im an honest person

tony- PETER WAS ON THE PHONE

clint- holyshit what? HE WAS ON THE PHONE???!! IM SHOCKED

steve- that was sarcasm right

steve- or is calling like the new eggplant emoji

steve- because im not making that mistake again

natasha- lolz

thor- WHATS THE EGGPLANT EMOJI

thor- 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

bruce- DUDE STOP

natasha- THOR WTF

clint- lol he thirsty

tony- WILL YOU GUYS JUST LET ME SPEAK

tony- HE WAS ON THE PHONE WITH A GIRL

natasha- so?

clint- dude its just a girl

tony- yeah but peter usually doesnt talk to girls

tony- he isnt like me...

steve- we dont need a further explanation

tony- fine. just remember, genius, playboy, philanthropist

bruce- the holy trinity

thor- MAYBE HE IS SMOOSHING BOOTIES WITH HER

natasha- THOR WHERE DID YOU LEARN ALL THIS

thor- twitter

bruce- lemme just delete that for you, that enough internet for today

tony- STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT

tony- WHY CANT YOU JUST STICK WITH ONE CONVERSATION TOPIC

clint- because thor won't stop doing crazy shit and it's distracting

thor- SORRY

thor- 🍆🍆🍆

natasha- now he's just messing with us

thor- YES YOU FOOLISH MORONS LOLOLOLOLOLOL

natasha removed thor from the group

natasha- lolololol

clint- how did you even do that

natasha- i have my ways

tony- GUYS

tony- LET

tony- ME

tony- TALK

steve- hey did you see the new brooklyn nine-nine last night

natasha- OMG YESSS

clint- peraltiago is all that gives me happiness anymore

bruce- dude your kids

clint- nope this is better

steve- terry makes me look like preserum steve

natasha- i would pay to see you two fight

tony- you're doing this on purpose now

clint- maybe

tony- i hate you all

tony- peter could be doing anYTHING right now and none of you give a crap

bruce- you shouldn't either

natasha- yuh it's his aunts problem dude

tony- stop messing with me

steve- were not!!!

tony- you want me to admit hes like a son to me

tony- jokes on you we already did that you boring losers

natasha- fine. rant about peter

tony- ok, thank you

clint- here we go

tony-hessosmolandnowhesgonnadatesomegirlandhewontbesmolanymoreandwhatifhechangesandhesgrowingupsofastanditsnotfairbecauseilovehimsomuchbuthehastogrowupiguessbutstilllllandiknowitsnotmyproblembutaaggghhhhhuuggghhjhjhjdhfojkds

steve- no spaces???

tony- THERE WAS NO TIME

natasha- just summarise it quickly so we can understand???

tony- im just really :(((((( right now but kinda :)) at the same time for peter

clint- saddo

your saviour added thor to the chat

thor- HELLO MORONS

thor- HOW DARE YOU REMOVE ME

natasha- WHO ADDED YOU

thor- HE TOLD ME TO SAY 'YOUR SAVIOUR' IF YOU ASKED THAT

natasha- just me???

thor- YES HE SAID TO SAY 'YOUR BUTT' IF TONY ASKED

tony- great

tony- just great

tony- this is my midlife crisis

bruce- gang gang

this is a hella short chapter lol i'm sorry :// i had inspo from the new ffh trailer (petermj will rise), i'm kinda relying on marvel content rn for ideas because my boring ass can't think of anything lmao. comment any requests! :)