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Bunnyboy I do what I do, so mind your own business.
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Sunshinehobi We got a feisty bunny here 😩🍆✊
Bunnyboy @Sunshinehobi wtf is wrong with you?
Smol_Jiminnie FUCK ME UP
|| 3rd Person ||
Jeongguk is finally being released from hospital. He proudly walks out, hand in hand with his loving boyfriend, who has thankfully come to pick him up.
"No more interruptions, no more hospital, and no more homophobic assholes. Okay?" Yoongi checks playfully.
Jeongguk giggles and nods, "we gotta get this train rolling, I think the kids are starting to catch on."
"Kids?" Yoongi asks.
"Our fans. I call them kids."
"I think a majority of them are older than you. Fetus."
"Well, Guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight," Jeongguk challenges, crossing his arms and walks quickly away from Yoongi.
"Love, the car is this way!" Yoongi calls, turning to the right, Jeongguk turns around.
"I know that! I'm just going a different way!" He calls to Yoongi.
"Have fun getting home on your own," Yoongi replies, walking in the direction to the car.
Jeongguk takes a moment to think about Yoongi's words, before making the wise decision and do the walk of shame, following after Yoongi like a lost puppy.
"That's what I thought," Yoongi snickers.
"Shut up. How was I supposed to know?"
"I dunno, you seemed to know where you wanted to go... Doesn't mean it was the right was though."
Jeongguk smacks Yoongi's arm softly, "shut up before I chop your tic-tac dick off."
"Tic-tac? Sweetie, you'll be crying by the time I've penetrated you," Yoongi defends himself.
"I'd like to see you try."
"I'll take you right here, right now, if you aren't careful. Got it Sweetie?"
Jeongguk piped down after that, walking silently to the car.
"That's what I thought," Yoongi mumbles under his breath.
"I mean... I wouldn't be the worst thing in the world," Jeongguk suddenly pipes up again.
"THE FUCK DID YOU JUST-," but by the time Yoongi had started speaking, Jeongguk was running off down the car park. "JEON JEONGGUK! I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS!"
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It feels like it's been forever since I've posted.
But all my assignments and tests that I have to study for and hand in are starting to ramp up, plus I got exam block in week 9. So I gotta study. So sorry if this is kinda sucky and late, I'm just having a hard time trying to fit everything in.
Also, let's talk about Idol. More specifically, the guy who edited it. Like the fuck? Was he on drugs? Like that shit be crazy, they're just dancing in a room full of their computer generated heads.
But Taehyung's hairs is just like so beautiful and I can't even. He got me dead.
