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Alexis POV:

I'm pretty sure the they said we were meeting in the kitchen right. Like that's the logical place to get food. But the thing is did anyone bother to show me were the dam kitchen is. No, no they didn't. This is going to be like trying to find a needle in a hay stack or however that dam saying goes. So here I am wondering around aimlessly trying to find this dam kitchen. I swear I will die of starvation before I find this dam thing.

"Hey little lady you seem a little lost" said ...
I just froze who the hell is this guy. For one why is he shirtless. Second we're the hell did he come from. And last of all why the frick is he calling me little lady. This is it I lived a good life. At least I think I did.

Yeaaahhhh I'm definitely getting raped.
Hey at least he's hot like seriously it could be worse.

"Arthur don't scare the poor girl like that, she already convinced herself that she's now a sex slave, without you walking around like that calling her little lady" Diana came out of no where and scolded the man.

"What's going on here guys" my lord now Barry is here too. Is there like secret tunnels I don't know about.

"Oh hey fish man" Barry spoke to Arthur.

"Fish man, who you calling fish man. Road Runner. Arthur replied getting rather close to Barry.

"Did he just make a loonie tunes reference." I whispered to Diana.

"What is loonie tunes" she replied.

"Never mind"

No POV:

*Meanwhile speedy and fish guy were continuing there little mishap in the corner.*

"Erm hey hot shot" Alexis

"Yes " they both responded to Alexis

"Dude she was clearly talking to me" Barry spoke under his breath

"Oh yeah, she was obviously talking to me squirt" Arthur responded to Barry.

"Oh yeha... "

"Would both of you shut. I wear to god and you all wonder why I think I'm a sex slave" Alexis added .

"She does have a point" Diana spoke

"Well yeha " "Anyways Arthur yeah you are like kinda attractive"

"Told yeah" he look over to Barry with a smirk. Which ended in what looked like a slapping fight between them.

"Anywaysssss Like I was saying. I'm pretty sure your not my type"

"What you like girls" Barry said looking rather disheartened. 'Please god don't tell me she doesn't like dudes, wait what never mind'

" Well yeha"

"That's sucks" Arthur responded looking over to Barry with a smirk.

"Bbbuuuuuuttt I prefer toned over muscle" Alexis stated.

" Guess it does suck to be you hey fish man "Barry spoke to Arthur.
"I swear to god Allen "

"Besides I'm pretty sure you could to old for me , and why are we even having this conversation " Alexis responded

"To stop there squabbling for masculinity" Diana responded with a chuckle.

"Anyways I'm starving so can someone please show me we're the dam kitchen is so I can eat" Alexis demanded

"Why didn't you ask that in the first place little lady" Arthur responded

"I swear to god" Alexis whispered to herself.

"Right this way "Barry butted I'm walking of signalling her to follow .

*Barry POV:

OMG she did basically call me hot right. Even know that dam fish man insists on walking around half naked all the time. But like she said she likes toned and I'm toned. Granted I'm pretty sure she doesn't know that but oh well. But she did also say she likes girls. That could be an issue. Maybe I should be more worried about Diana than that dam Fish man... even though I'm pretty sure Diana is like a hundred years old or something.

Dam it Allen you need to stop thinking about this girl. She going to think your a freak. I just need to be cool .

*Alexis POV :

Hmmmmm i wonder if Barry has Abs. Wait what



*AN :
Hey I'm not dead .I know this chapter isn't great but hey it's here. Was really thinking about taking this story off as I didn't have the motivation to right it anymore. But I saw you guys were still enjoying it and were wanting new chapters. I prefer writing little joke ones like this and really need to think about how I'm going to develop Alexis throughout. This book may just end up being little story arcs like this rather than the action I originally intended on doing. I will try to put some in especially with the reveal of her powers. Anyways I love hearing what you think and thanks for supporting this little fic .

Moonlight_howls xx

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