His secret... (Billdip)

We did? We did.

Dipper sat up abruptly. Had last night been real? Yes, because Bill was laying shirtless beside him with a change of pants. Dipper looked at the clothes Bill had let him borrow. Of course, his other clothes would need to be washed because Bill had-Yeah. Um. Dipper blushed at Bills sleeping face. How calm he looked. Dipper stood up. The shirt was a bit too big, it showed down his chest, but the pants? 

When was Dipper so short? 

The pant bottoms were all scrunched up, some going underneath Dippers feet. Dipper blushed. "Bill wore these once...." He smiled at himself. Bill stirred, but didn't wake up. Dipper smiled and walked to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. White creamy stuff was on his hair. "Oh no, I need a shower and-" Hickies. So many hickies. Some were even on his chest. 

Dipper heard Bill getting up. "D-Dipper?" He heard Bill move around. "Dipper!?" He called frantically.

"I'm in the bathroom, don't worry, you can come in." 

Bill popped up in the doorway. "Oh hey." He blushed. "Oh my god, I did that?" 

Dipper rolled his eyes. "No my secret boyfriend did." Bill opened his mouth. "Yes, Bill, it was you." Bill closed his mouth.

Bill smirked. "You know you're so cute right?" He walked up and held Dipper in his arms. 

"No, I'm not." Dipper turned around. "You are." He wrapped his arms around Bills waist. 

Bill smirked. "No. No, you are." 

"Fine we both are." Dipper giggled once. 

"Hmm, you sure?" 

"Yup." Dipper layer his head into Bills chest. Bill rocked back and forth with him and kissed his head. 

"I can't believe you swallowed it." Bill smiled.

"Oh my god, Bill shut up!!~" Dipper smiled into Bills chest. Bills heartbeat sped up. Dipper smiled. "I'm gonna shower. I didn't bring any clothes so can I wear yours later?" 

Bills heartbeat quickened until it sounded like it was about to explode. "Yeah sure." Bill smiled. "Sure I can't get in with you?~" 

"Yes, I'm tired of you." Dipper smiled. "I just really want to shower alone for right now, 'kay?" 

Bill shrugged, "Fine." He stepped into the doorway and opened the closet and grabbed a light blue towel. He handed it to Dipper. "Here, and I'm gonna go figure out what you should wear." 

Dipper smiled and shut the door, Bill bolted down the hallway, to his own room. Dipper smiled and stripped down his clothes. He looked in the mirror. He had hickeys all the way down to his stomach. "Ugh, Bill..." Dipper said. He got into the shower and remembered every detail about last night. 

Bill on the other hand, didn't know what to give Dipper. He'd never felt so much like a girl before in his life. Bill got out a hoodie that had illuminati on it and looked at it. "I wear it sometimes. But it would look cute on Pinetree..." He smiled. He got a shirt that he wore all the time. It was white as well. He thought it would look cute on Dipper too. He got a pair of black skinny jeans and held them. "He should have some boxers right? He can wear his from yesterday." Bill smiled and walked down the hallway. "Pinetree~ Your clothes are outside the door." 

He heard the water turn off. "Hey I used the black and yellow shampoo was that okay?" 

Bill thought about his own personally made shampoo. "Yeah, that was fine." 

"Okay." He heard Dipper say. The door slightly opened and a wet hand reached for the clothes. A few minutes later, a (mostly) dried Dipper walked out. Bill almost died. His eyes widened. 

"What?? Is there something on me!? Did I not watch my hair good enough? Did-" 

"No, its just you look so cute!!!" 

"Bill..." Dipper groaned. The sleeves on the hoodie were too big, Bill couldn't see Dippers hands. Bill looked at the jeans. They decently fit, they were just very scrunched up. 

Bill smiled. "What? You do~" 

Dipper looked up and down at Bill. "Maybe you should shower." 

"Hey! What's that suppose to mean?" 

Dipper took a step closer to Bill. "Your hair looks gross, I'm sorry." He giggled. 

"Fine, I'll take a shower." Bill groaned again. He pulled Dipper out of the bathroom. "Privacy!!~~" He said singsongily. Dipper skipped to the living room and scrolled through his phone. On instagram, he had 14 messages from Mabel. Which was odd, she never DM'd him. Basically she kept saying ' Dipper how's it going! Have you two done anything'

Dipper replied, 'I sucked him'

Not very much time passed before Ding! Mabel had sent: 'Ahhh what!? Omg what are you two doing now?' 

'He's in the shower. I just took one earlier' 

He heard the bathroom door open. 'Gtg He's out 😏'

He heard footsteps, a door closing. A bit later he heard a door open and suddenly Bill was in the room with him. Bill pecked him on the lips. "I missed you~" 

"Bill we were apart for like, thirty minutes tops." Dipper sighed, "I missed you too." 

Bill smiled. Dipper thought he looked hot. Bill was wearing ripped white skinny jeans, and a black hoodie. "We're opposites. Get it?" 

Dipper smiled. "Yeah." 

"You wanna go on a date with me?" 

"H-huh?" 

"Wanna go on a date? Like, right now?" 

"Oh, um, yeah." Dipper smiled. "Why not?" He stood up and slid on his black converse. 

Bill gasped. "I'll be right back!!" Bill ran down the hallway and came back with two white converse. "We are definitely opposites." 

"Wow, Bill." Dipper smiled. "Where we going?" 

"Does Applebee's sound okay?"

"Uh, sure?" Dipper stared at Bills blonde hair. 

"What?" 

"Nothing it just looks soft but wet at the same time..." Dipper planted a kiss on Bills cheek. "When are we leaving?" 

"Hmm, how about 5 minutes?" 

"Okay." Dipper spun on his heel. "Can I uh, get a toothbrush?" 

"Uh, okay..." Bill skipped to the bathroom handing Dipper a link toothbrush. "Sorry it's pink it's all we have." 

"Oh." Dipper said. He brushed his teeth, Bill did too.

Bill smiled. "Now you won't taste disgusting." 

"Hey!!" 

"I'm kidding!" 

"You better be, Mr. Cipher." Dipper gripped onto Bills hoodie and pulled him down. They kissed. 

"I am Pinetree, don't you worry." Bill said. "You taste good." Bill frowned. "Well just now you tasted like freaking peppermint, but you know." 

Dipper giggled. "Do you like peppermint?" 

"Yeah.... Just I like you more~"

Dipper blushed. "Shall we?" 

"We shall..." Bill smiled and grabbed Dippers hand.