His secret... (Billdip)

Dipper has an issue

Dipper woke up. 'Wait, that was a dream!? But, it felt so real...' Dipper sat up, then he got dressed, then went downstairs. Mabel was sitting in the kitchen. She smiled at Dipper. 'Heeeey, how was it?" 

"How was what?" 

"The thing...?" Dipper tilted his head. "At Bills house? Hello? Bonjour? Hola? Dipper! You fell asleep as soon as you go home!" 

"Wait, it w-wasn't a dream?" 

"No!" 

"Oh it was cool, I guess." Dipper closed one eye and squinted at Mabel. She tilted her head and raised a brow. "Okay, okay, fine... It was great, like when I first got there I was scared, and-" Dipper told Mabel every detail. He was still talking when they got close to the school. "Castil was so cute! He was like, a perfect little baby." Mabel suddenly stuck her arm out in front of Dipper, making him lose some air. "Hey! What was that-" 

Mabel stared ahead. There Bill and Pacifica stood. Talking. They looked happy. Mabel squinted at the two. "He's going to steal her.." She whispered. "Please, Dipper, I can't let him have her. Please do something..." 

And so Dipper did. Partially for himself, and partially for Mabel. Pacifica could NOT have Bill, and Bill could NOT  have pacifica. 

Sounded okay, right?

"Hey! Bill!" Dipper's heart raced. "Er, what you doing?" 

"Talking about a school project, with my friend. Why?" Bill smirked down at Dipper. "Don't worry she won't steal me away from you or anything." 

Dipper blushed. "What-er-no! Wait, uh, what!?" He couldn't even comprehend what a popular had said to him. "Uh, um, have you s-seen Lilly anywhere? I need to ask her something." 

"You're asking out my sister??" Bill genuinely looked sad. 

"What!? No!" Dipper blushed. "I was wondering if I could come by again today. If that's okay with you..." 

Bill smiled. "Yeah sure, this time, your twin can come. Twins and Twins. Sound cool?" 

"Yeah. Yeah, um, okay." Dipper turned on his heel and walked towards Mabel. "Uh, news... We're going to Bills house. Both of us.." 

Mabel's eyes widened. "Excuse me? Um, I'd rather not." 

"Sorry you have to." Dipper smirked, putting an arm around Mabel. "It's the law. I made sure they weren't flirting or anything for you, so you owe me." 

Mabel rolled her eyes. "No, it was because you didn't want Pacifica to steal your boyfriend." 

"What- No We're-we're not dating!" Dipper said a little to loudly. Mabel ran towards the school doors, and Dipper followed. "Oh my god!!! I hate you Mabel!" And all anyone could hear was laughter. 

Later~ 

Dipper sat in the middle of every class. Why not? He wasn't one of the super bubbly cool kids in the back, but he wasn't like the emo/introvert kids in the front. Middle suited him just fine. This was the third class he had without Mabel. But, he did have a Bill in the back. And a Will in the middle. And that was just fine too. 

"Psst, Dipper." A boy with red hair whispered. 

"Uh, what...?" Dipper whispered back. 

"Come sit with us back here." The boy pointed his thumb at Bill. "He said he wanted you to." 

"Uh, no, I'm fine where I am." 

"Okay." The boy moved to the back. 'Idiot. Like actual idiot, not the cute kind, like Bill. Bill is a cute idiot... right? No! No he definitely is NOT' Dipper bit his lip. 'Is he? I don't know anymore... Why is this so confusing!? Why can't I just-'  

"Hey, Dipper, Dipper my man." Bills voice cut into Dippers thoughts. Bill had sat down right beside him. Will was already sitting on the other side. "Dipper... Hello?" 

"H-hi." Dipper squirmed in his seat. 'God, fuck his good looks....' Dipper bit the inside of his lip.

"So, do you have a crush on anyone?" Bill asked, leaning closer to Dipper. 

"W-well, yeah, I guess..." 

"Who?" Bill smirked and leaned closer, to where their lips were only inches apart. 

"N-no one..." Dipper looked at Bills golden eyes. 'You. You oh my god, you. I think of you all the time. I love your stupid smirk, and your idiot puns, and your family, and you. Oh my god, is this love? Is it, no it's just a crush right? Just a crush?' 

"You're lying to me~" Bill tilted his head. "We'll continue this conversation when you come to my house. I'll get it out of you then."