ERG: Date, Marry, Kill (Part 1)

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Hi, guys! For the next few chapters or so...the schedule will be Sunday, Wednesday and Friday. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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Gary: Hey guys. Let's go straight to another luck-based mini-event.

Drew: We, the commentators, will each get a spin. We'll spin from Wheel 1 to select a player. We'll then spin Wheel 2 to determine the percent of regular points that they would either give or take from another player. We'll go back to Wheel 1 to determine the other player.

Ash: They could give or take 1%, 10%, 25%, 50% or 75%. No 100% this time.

Hilda: Barry and I are part of this too, btw.

Barry: BUT FIRST. Marc will spin Wheel 1 to decide who will get a bonus of 5 protected points.

Marc: We have...Nino.

Nino: Awesome! Thanks, Marc!

Hilda: Alright. Now, I'll spin first. We have Monika.

Monika: I only have 1 regular point.

Hilda: Well...let's spin Wheel 2 first. Oooh...you're taking 75% from someone else.

Monika: Oh that's good.

Hilda: Now...who will Monika get her points from...oof...Gladion!

Barry: That's a lot of points for Monika.

Gladion: I just got those extra points from the last mini-event.

Hilda: Your luck has run dry, Gladion. Sorry, buddy. Monika will take 111 points from Gladion.

Gladion: Seriously!?

Hilda: Sorry, buddy.

Gladion: You're not.

Hilda: Yeah...

Barry: MY TURN. OH...PAUL?!

Gary: Barry is about to mess Paul up.

Barry: NO. I'LL GIVE HIM POINTS. LET'S SPIN WHEEL 2! AHHH. I'M FINING THIS WHEEL!

Gary: Looks like Paul will be giving away half of his regular points to someone else.

Paul: Are you kidding me?!

Barry: DAMN IT.

Drew: So much for being the only member of the Paul Protection Squad, dude.

Hilda: Now...Paul has 23 points, so half of that would be 11.5. Now, we don't want to work with decimals, so Elemeno decided that Paul will give 11 of his points.

Drew: See, you're still keeping more, Paul.

Barry: *sigh* And Paul will give 11 points to...oh...Dawn.

Gary: LOL.

Drew: GOOD JOB, PAUL.

Kenny: YEAH! TAKE THOSE POINTS, DAWN!!!

Zoey: Wait...is this considered an Ikarishipping moment?

Kenny: Nuuuu

Marvin: No to ship wars, friends.

Kenny: Why are you here?

Marvin: I still wanna be relevant.

Paul: *sigh*

Dawn: Thanks, Paul!

Paul: *sigh*

Barry: AHHHH HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!

Gary: I made my mistake.

Drew: Dude.

Ash: Anyway...it's my turn! Serena...

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