( a better version of Snow White, and funnier!)
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Cassie, everyone called her Cassie White due to her love of snow,
Every boy loved her- and the girls?
Jealous, pure jealous!
Especially The Evil Mistress ( who is rancora, and called the evil mistress because she isn't royalty, and it sounds a bit better,)
One day, the Evil Mistress was chatting with VERY noisy mirror (Gemma)
Rancora: mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Gemma: I've told you a BILLON times! It's you! You so vain, vainer then yellow haired diva next door!
Rancora: oh, shut up!
Gemma: *folds arms*I hate my job,
Later on... (About two weeks later)
Rancora: mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Gemma: oh, stop with the rhymes! It's not you- a new girl took your stinking spot, And she looks better then you, old lady!
Rancora: I'm only 30!
Gemma: *rolls eyes* say that to to that thick strand of white hair on your ugly face with all that makeup,
Rancora: your such a brat,
Gemma: YOUR such a sack of Potatos!
Rancora: *annoyed* anyway! show me the new girl,
Gemma: here, *shows phone with picture* see! she doesn't where poofy dresses or stupid makeup!
Rancora: *angry* go kill her,
Gemma: you idiot, I can't and I don't want to, ILL be arrested! I'm too young to go to jail!
Rancora: fine, then I'll hire someone, *takes out phone*
Gemma:whatcha doing?
Rancora: placing an ad for a murderer for hire,
Gemma: what's wrong with this woman?!
After that,
Tessa: what you want?
Rancora: go kill Cassie White!
Tessa: no way!
Gemma: she'll pay 100 bucks,
Tessa: deal,
At the forest
Cassie was reading a book, when all of A sudden,
Tessa: do me favor?
Cassie:*looks up* huh? What?
Tessa: *holds up axe, hesites* who I'm a kidding I can't do this,!
Cassie: what?
Tessa: I was hired to kill you, but I don't want to, your too nice and sweet,
Cassie: thanks,
Tessa: I suggest you run! RUN! Never stop RUNNING!
Cassie: ok... *runs* bye!
Tessa: ok, I now what? *sees bear* need some proof...
Later,
The huntsmen( Tessa) came back with a bear heart, as fake proof that she killed Cassie,
YOU ARE READING
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