Cassie White And the Seven Glow-Furs

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( a better version of Snow White, and funnier!)  

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Cassie,  everyone called her Cassie White due to her love of snow,  

Every boy loved her- and the girls? 

Jealous, pure jealous! 

Especially The Evil Mistress ( who is rancora, and called the evil mistress because she isn't royalty, and it sounds a bit better,) 

One day, the Evil Mistress was chatting with VERY noisy  mirror (Gemma) 

Rancora: mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? 

Gemma: I've told you a BILLON times! It's you! You so vain, vainer then yellow haired diva next door! 

Rancora: oh,  shut up! 

Gemma: *folds arms*I hate my job, 

Later on... (About two weeks later)

Rancora: mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? 

Gemma: oh, stop with the rhymes! It's not you-  a new girl took your stinking spot, And she looks better then you, old lady!  

Rancora: I'm only 30! 

Gemma: *rolls eyes* say that to to that thick strand of white hair on your ugly face with all that makeup, 

Rancora: your such a brat, 

Gemma: YOUR such a sack of Potatos! 

Rancora: *annoyed* anyway! show me the new girl, 

Gemma: here, *shows phone with picture* see! she doesn't where poofy dresses or stupid makeup! 

Rancora: *angry* go kill her, 

Gemma: you idiot, I can't and I don't want to, ILL be arrested! I'm too young to go to jail! 

Rancora: fine, then I'll hire someone, *takes out phone* 

Gemma:whatcha doing? 

Rancora: placing an ad for a murderer for hire,  

Gemma: what's wrong with this woman?! 

After that, 

Tessa: what you want? 

Rancora: go kill Cassie White! 

Tessa: no way! 

Gemma: she'll pay 100 bucks, 

Tessa: deal, 

At the forest 

Cassie was reading a book, when all of A sudden,  

Tessa: do me favor? 

Cassie:*looks up* huh? What? 

Tessa: *holds up axe, hesites* who I'm a kidding I can't do this,! 

Cassie: what? 

Tessa: I was hired to kill you, but I don't want to, your too nice and sweet, 

Cassie: thanks, 

Tessa: I suggest you run! RUN! Never stop RUNNING! 

Cassie: ok... *runs* bye! 

Tessa: ok, I now what? *sees bear* need some proof... 

Later, 

The huntsmen( Tessa) came back with a bear heart, as fake proof that she killed Cassie, 

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