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Everyone is gay

Summary:

lmao luna singing everyone is gay because my last one shot was sad

Luna is making Hogwarts a 'Hogwarts Musical.' someone make a Hogwarts musical... 

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"If you're gay then you're gay." Luna said, surprisingly loud, causing people to look at the two.  Draco looked down in embarrassment.

"Don't pretend that you're straight!" She smiled, patting his back. "You can be who you are any day of the week!"

"Okay I get it-"

"You are unlike the others, so strong and unique..." She started singing.

"We're all with you!" Draco looked up to see Blaise singing too.  Everyone was clapping and joining in, Draco turned a light pink.

"If you're straight, well that's great! You can help procreate and make gay little babies for the whole human race!" Ginny joined in, swinging an arm around Luna.

"Make a world we can live in where the one who you loves not an issue."  Everyone cheered. "Because we're all somewhere in the middle, we're all just looking for love to change the world!" This was turning into an acapella, there were people singing in the background as well, which just caused more people to stare and join in.

"What if the world stops spinning tomorrow?" Luna yelled.

"We can't keep running away from who we are!" Everyone replied, they had massive grins on their faces.  Draco looked up and saw the Golden Trio, who were staring, extremely confused.  Normally everything was about them - but this was more important than Harry losing a sock or something.  "If you're gay than you're gay-"

"If you're straight?" Ron butted in, as the Trio stood forward.

"WELL THAT'S GREAT!" Neville yelled from Blaise's shoulders that he was occupying.  Harry stood in front of Draco, who was trying to avoid eye contact.

"If you fall in between?" Harry said, trying to find Draco's eyes.

"That's the best way to be!" Blaise winked.

"You've got so many options!" Luna walked behind Draco quietly.  "Every fish in the sea wants to kiss you!" She pushed the blonde into Harry, causing them to kiss. 

"MWAH!" Everyone screamed through giggles. "Awww!"

"Cause we're all somewhere in the middle! We're all just looking for love to change the world!" The crowd continued, not noticing that Dumbledore was standing beside them.

"What if the world stops spinning tomorrow?" He said, with that twinkle in his eye.  He laughed and joined in with everyone else.

"We can't keep running away from who we are!"  They sang, ignoring the fact that Draco and Harry were snogging on the ground. "And we're all here in it together!" The blonde and the shaken golden boy looked up at the crowds of students. "We're one step closer to breaking down the walls!" Draco didn't know it was possible to smile for so long.

"EVERYONE IS GAY!" They screamed, their was not one person without a teethy grin on their face.  Fred and George flew past on brooms and blasted fireworks, everyone cheered.

Hogwarts is an LGBTQ+ safe place.