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Draco in Science

from Lauren in Science,, i tried to add drarry in it.

"Alright class, I think it's best if we do a little test on the periodic table of elements." Professor Jefferies said, looking around the room and her eyes landed on Draco.  Nobody really liked the fact that they had to have a Science teacher this year.  Muggles were honestly a waste of time. "Draco?" She said, staring daggers into him. "Draco?" She repeated, as he didn't hear her.  He was far too busy talking to Pansy and Blaise.

"Alright..." The Silver Trio all said at once, staring up at the teacher.

"Just Draco." She said, annoyed.

"Alright..." He said, crossing his arms and making strong eye contact with her.

"What on earth do you think you're doing?" Professor Jefferies raised her voice. "You were talking to Blaise and Pansy."

"They're my gang though, innit." said Draco, clearly not paying attention.  Pansy handed him a piece of gum.

"While I was speaking!" Jefferies said.

"...So?"

"If you've got something to say, why don't you tell the whole class?"

"I ain't chattin' to this crew," Draco muttered, looking over at Harry before saying; "but maybe Harry, he's hot."

"...W-well perhaps you need to complete this little test on your own, see if you like speaking to the whole class after that!"

"Whatever." said Draco, blowing a bubble and watching it pop around his plump lips.

"Alright then, I'm going to point out some of these symbols on this table and you need to tell me what they represent and if you don't complete this test with 100% correct answers, I am sending you to detention"

"Is it?" Draco said in a monotone voice.

"Yes it is!" Jefferies yelled, calming herself down before pointing at the chart. "What does ZN stand for?"

"Zinc." He chewed his gum slowly, squeezing all the strawberry flavouring out of it.

"Correct, what about CA?"

"Calcium." Draco dragged the letter 'M' along for a little longer than needed.

"What does B stand for?" She asked, flicking her hair over her shoulder.  Jefferies found silence.  She turned to look at Draco and found him staring at Harry.  She coughed loudly.

"What?" Malfoy asked, turning around and batting his eyelashes.

"What is B for?"

"B...is for boron." He tried not to roll his eyes, how long would this go on for? 

"Correct."

"Innit though." Draco said, tilting his head to the side and smirking a it.

"MI?" The professor continued.  Draco inhaled deeply, slowly resting his head on his hand against the table.

"M I bothered?" He smirked, the whole classroom filled with laughter.  He looked behind him to see Harry laughing with his friends, god, his smile was gorgeous.

"No.  MI."

"M I bothered, though?" Giggles were heard.

"Okay, how about RU?"

"R U disrespecting me?" Draco said, staring at his teacher with a serious look on his face.  The class couldn't help themselves, they burst into laughter again.  Pansy's head hit the table as she was almost in tears.

"RU, Draco!"

"Yes I am, R U a geek?" Professor Jefferies was shocked that he could hold a straight face for so long.

"Draco...U."

"U is a geek, though." He shrugged.

"I am warning you...BA." The teacher was going to explode.

"BA-ut are you a geek though?"

"Draco!"

"You are a geek, though."

"No I'm not."

"You dress like one, though"

"No I do not."

"Do you buy your clothes from a catalogue?"

"No!"

"Do you pay for them in installment?"

"No?"

"Have your jeans got an elasticated waist?"

"No."

"You got a reversible fleece?" Silence filled the room. "You got a reversible fleece, Professor! You are a geek!" Everyone laughed at that.

"Okay, I am not a geek.  I am a science teacher!"

"Are you Steven Hawkins?"

"No!"

"But are you Steven Hawkins though?"

"No."

"Do you wish you were Steven Hawkins?"

"No."

"When you're at home, right? When you're at home, right? When you're at home...Do you pretend to be Steven Hawkins?"

"No!"

"You got a funny little voice box?"

"No!"

"Do you bowl about in a little wheelchair?"

"N- that is unacceptable!"

"Well stop doing it then!"

"But- no- that!" She pointed a ruler at him, she sighed and pinched her nose. "That is enough, okay? You're lucky I'm one of the more reasonable teachers at this school, otherwise you would be in big trouble.  As it is, I'm going to give you a second chance." She looked back at the chart before saying; "F."

"Face?"

"No."

"Bothered? Look face, look bothered? I ain't though, straight up bothered-" This was the final straw, everyone was in literal tears at this point.  Ron had fallen off his seat, Blaise was clinging on to Pansy for dear life and Harry was faced with the awful battle of not kissing Draco Malfoy right then and there.  "Look at my face, look at my face, I ain't even bothered. Look at my face, periodic table? I ain't even bothered, look at my face though, look at my face, look, face, bothered?"

"That is enough!"

"Boron, Bunsen burner, I ain't even bothered-"

"I am trying-!"

"Albert Einstein, ain't even bothered.  Steven Hawkins. I. Ain't. Bothered." He smiled a little at the face of his Professor, straight horror, was that. "Look, face, bothered? Bunsen burner. Do you go hiking? I ain't even bothered."

"Sto-"

"I. AIN'T. BOTHERED!"

"Right.  That's it, young man.  I cannot continue this lesson with you in here.  I have given you plenty of warning, I would like you to collect your things and leave." She said, smirking at herself for being in control for once.  "Do not say another word!"

Draco grunted as he shoved his science book, which was filled with drawings, into his bag.  He zipped it up and headed towards the door.  He walked closer and closer to Harry.  He smirked at him, pulling him up by the tie and kissing him on the lips.  He whispered in his ear.

"I ain't bothered if you top me, Potter."

And with that, he knocked over a chair and left the classroom.

"Alright class, let's try again. MG?"

"MAGNESIUM INNIT!" Draco yelled before running down the hallway.