DBH | Groupchat

part twenty two

Connor logged on.

Connor: Anyone online..?

Chyna logged on.

Chyna: wassup

Connor: hi

Chyna: wyd

Connor: looking for someone to talk to

Chyna: lol why don't you talk to you gf

Connor: because Lieutenant said that i should stop annoying her

Chyna: oh

Chyna: hold on, I need to do something-

Chyna logged off.

Connor: oh

Markus logged on.

Markus: hi Connor

Connor: hi Markus

Markus: how's deviant life?

Connor: great!

Markus: good, cause if it wasn't, we would've had problems

Connor:

Markus: :>

North logged on.

North: Markus

Markus: oh HI NORTH

North: why didn't you save me

Markus: I couldn't find-

North: nO

North: I KNOW YOU ARE GAY

Markus: Wh-

Connor: oh

Rachael logged on.

Rachael: tf?

North: that's why, I'm breaking up with you again Markus

Markus: WAIT BUT-

Rachael: oh shit

Connor: :o

North: now I will die alone

North logged off.

Markus:

Rachael:

Connor:

Markus: I just lost my girlfriend.. because she thinks I'm gay-

Rachael: that's rough buddy

Chyna logged on.

Chyna: woah that was weird

Markus: what do I do noW

Rachael: well, you always have Simon..

Markus:

Markus: but-

Simon logged on.

Simon: I was summoned

Rachael: don't you mean I was SIMONNED?

Markus:

Rachael:

Connor:

Simon:

Simon: no

Simon: what happened-?

Chyna: North broke up with Markus