Simon logged on.
Simon: helloooooooo
Simon: is anyone here I'm bored-
Rachael logged on.
Rachael: hiya sim
Simon: hi
Rachael: where's Markus?
Simon: oh he's doing stuff
Simon: he's robojesus so y'know
Rachael: oh yeah
Rachael: he must have so many responsibilities
Simon: mmhm
Rachael: yep
Simon: so, where's Connor then?
Rachael: on an investigation
Rachael: Hank said I couldn't go because last time I cut open my arm
Simon: wait how
Rachael:
Rachael: on a door-
Simon: LMAO
Rachael: this is no laughing matter
Simon: so the door came walked up to you and cut open your arm?
Rachael: that's exactly how it happened
Simon: wheezes
Rachael: hhHh
Simon: what about Chyna then? Where's she?
Rachael: honestly, I never know where she is
Rachael: probably wit her bf
Simon: eh
Rachael:
Simon:
Rachael: so what now
Simon: dude idek
Rachael: well I'm bored as fuck
Simon: s a m e
Rachael: hmmm
Simon: hmmmm
Rachael: hmmmmm hey if you could do anything what would you do
Simon: fuck Markus
Rachael: but u already do that
Simon: umm I'd fuck Markus for all eternity
Rachael: Simon why are you like this
Simon: I'm gay so shut up
Rachael: ok whatever, I'd be a cat because then I could sleep all day
Simon: mmhm
Rachael: mmHM
Simon: ok ok what about if you could date anyone other than Connor who would it be
Rachael: hmmm
Rachael: that's a hard question
Simon: no it isn't answer it u hoe
Rachael: ok jeez
Rachael: I'd probably date Ralph tbh
Simon: why tho
Rachael: because he's not like, irritating like everyone in this chat
Simon: eh
Rachael: eh
Rachael: who would you date other than Markus
Simon: Markus
Rachael: I said OTHER than Markus you dipshit
Simon: I'd date my shrine of Markus
Rachael: w
Rachael: ok whatever
Rachael: ok I got one, what do you prefer, cats or dogs
Simon: cats
Rachael: same
Simon: good
Rachael: Connor keeps pestering me to get a dog but like I don't have the fuckin moneY
Simon: lol
Rachael: hhh
Simon:
Simon: so what now
Rachael: idk
Rachael: hey wanna go and get like 183737 coffees and get drunk of caffeine
Simon: I can't drink
Rachael: you can now
Rachael: let's go
Simon: k
And then they both died hahHahhahA nah jk but they got drunk on caffeine probably except Simon cause he can't drink because he's a fuckin android like wtf logic
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