It was the birthday of me.
I had gotten out of the bed of the prison block bed to wake up to find myself in the prison block prison cell. My own surroundings were considered by me to be quite extremely good and excellent. You might be, as the reader who reads this with their eyes, consider this to be a oxiemoron, of course, this will be difficult to explain.
Jeff was has been a bad man. I did not feel bad at killing him and murdering him very visciously and badly. So of course, this could not still yet be the reason for why I was happy, because I was incarcerated because of this. Still, it was because today was my birthday and JoggN, my friend who is called John, was promiseding to come around to the prison today to visit me. I had proposed to myself in my mind that today would be the day that I would explain to him the reaosn for my feelings for him as well as what I feel towards him.
"So you understand that you cannot escape during this, yes?" the prison block prison guard purported to me, claiming it in a way which was believable so that I believed it to be completely true and also factual in the sense that if I would have considered it a false statement, I would have, in my own hubris, been wrong.
"Yes." I heaved.
"Good and well done excellent. You will go to the your boyfriend."
My indents of my cheeks were very red with the shyness when he said that. I smiled and said - "I do not have him as my boyfriend and we also happen to not be in any sort of relationship. Olbeeit, I wish it to be the case which is why I have invited him here today. It is also my birthday."
The guard laguhed a laugh that was very pleasant and I knew that I had made him laugh genuinely.
"Pig, go." He said. "Already." The "Pig" was the name the guards had given me because it was a name that represented me well because of my Body Mass Index Rating.
I proceeded to the booth, where my friend and best friend Joghn was already sat, waiting for me with what apepared to be a cake in his hands.
"Happy Birthday, JiM! He" celebratoriately said.
"Thanks You!!1!!!!" I inclined myself forwards and smiled to him my most arousing smile, as to hint at what may be coming in the close future in terms of what I was about to say and to make Joogn prepared for when I said it so he would not react negatively which is what I was hoping for.
"Very nice Cake! Thank you." I said. "You will have to send it thorugh the guards. They do not allow it the gifts from the visitors."
John smiled and smiled and said to me "It's okay I agreed with them they will let me do it without the guards. I have a piece coming for you now."
He smiled very controliantly and inflected his visor in the form of the conspiracy which I thought was apparently taking place.
"Actually Jogn While we are here I wanted to tell you you are my best friends."
"I of course know this and feel simialr."
"Yes," I said, feeling the moistening on my eyebrows continue. "But also I have certain romantic feelings for you which I am afraid are not reciprocal."
"Ah I see." Josn looked like he was going to say something, but he instead turned around.
"There is the cake which has been delivered to you." He walked away, leaving me with teh cake and with a heart which was already broken in my hands. I sadfaced.
"Well I mightaz weal eat that cake"
As I opened it, I noticed a knife in the cake, and a note which read "Jim I am in love with you and want to become your boyfriend you best and most best friend John asn so you will escape the prison with this equipment and we will runa way together."
I laghed and began to kil the guard.s
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Hehlo guys! It is me the author. I once again apoligice for the bad time it took to make the part. BUt I am sure you will forgive me because itiw as difficult to write and very interested in the plot. I hghope you enjoyed it and that you will be waiting enoughf ro the next one.s
-L.
