HARRY STYLES IMAGINATIONS

•WALMART•

TOTAL WORDS: 1488
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Y/N's P.O.V:
I wheeled the Shopping cart as I hummed to the theme of ghostbusters. "That ass left me again."I muttered under my breath as I thought about Harry who had left me 25 minutes ago saying that he was just getting the bananas from the corner.

Don't get me wrong, I love my boo to pieces but I just really want to buy some food. Yeah, he always gets us kicked out cause of some stupid things.
I entered my password and pressed "baby💞💫" that was on the top of the contacts on my phone. The bell rung for three times until he picked up. "Hey kitten,"he casually said.

"Harry, the fuck you at?"I sternly asked trying to keep myself from screaming at him cause it's the millionth time he left me in the middle of the shopping mall with the damn shopping list in his pocket. "Oh, I'm in like.....uhh......hey where are we I mean like what is this place called?....oh okay thanks mate" he just asked a passerby his location and I rolled my eyes.

"babe I'm in front of the infant aisle."He added. "And May I know what you're doing there?"I asked and glared at the little boy that kept pushing his shopping cart in my legs from behind thinking it was fun.

"Taking a walk?"He questioned. "ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHERE ARE THE DAMN BANANAS? IF YOU DONT GET THE BANANAS IN NEXT TWO MINUTES IM GONNA CUT YOUR BANANA!"I shouted in the phone causing this poor old man and a woman with her kid to look strangely at me before shaking their heads and walking away.

Oh no. "Babe calm down, I have the bananas, but where are you....oh wait."he stopped and I waited.

"Babe what flavour do you want?"He asked and I frowned. "What?"I asked confused as to what he's talking about. "What flavour do you want for your......honey's banana?" He teased and I swear I could literally see the smirk on his face as he talked.

"Uhh harry....just take whatever you want."I replied as I blushed hard. "Ooh they have strawberry and ummm oh there's a banana and bubble gum flavour too."He chirped and I groaned mentally.

"Harry this is so embarrassing, it's really quiet here and everyone can hear you through the phone."I whispered to him in the phone as my eyes trailed over the man looking at me strangely with a smirk on his stupid face. "Oh sweetheart, it's okay....don't be embarrassed and tell me the flavour?"he giggled on the other end and I facepalmed myself as I saw the worker coughing awkwardly—Ofcourse he heard everything. "Bubblegum."I mumbled lightly into the phone.

A few minutes later harry came rushing towards me with bananas and the condom box in his hands. I quickly placed them in the cart before taking shopping list from his back pocket. "Next ... JUNKFOODS FINALLY!" I chirped and his eyes lit up.

"Okie dokie I'll go in this right lane you go in that left lane. We'll both meet here with our things in 5 minutes....let's see who brings the most!"he smirked and I fistbumped him before mumbling a short:

"sounds like a plan.". I began to walk in towards the junk food when I remembered something so I turned around and called after him making him turn around and look at me. "Stay.....in only that lane...I mean it..."I sternly told him and he wiggled his brows before walking away.

After some good food selecting, I came across Doritos. Knowing harry was just an aisle away so I called loudly for him. "You want Doritos?"I asked. "Ofcourse, I'm a slut for Doritos."he shouted back at me making me giggle. Few minutes later we both met up with loads of junk foods but something was off. I looked at him suspiciously and he bit his lip looking away at an empty wall making it more obvious. He obviously did something again.

I can judge by his nervous looks. "Ohh...I'm shivering...it's like cold in here innit?"he mumbled nervously and peered at me. "Yeah...."I trailed off wanting to know what he was thinking. "Umm...babe why don't you take my card and pay on the counter.....while I'll be in the car...?"He asked and I nodded slowly. "Sure."I mumbled.

He slid his hand into his pocket to take out his card when I stopped him. "It's okay..I'll pay.."I smiled and he smiled back but obviously he was hiding something. "Alright just get back as soon as possible okay...."he nervously said again and peered over his shoulder. "But....why?"I pouted.

"Oh nothing I'm just not feeling well is all."he smiled and pressed a loving kiss on my head. "Alright."I muttered and began wheeling the cart towards the cashier counter.

He waved and rushed outside towards his car. After paying, I was about to exit Walmart when I heard the voice through the speaker speak loudly: "Mrs.styles, would you please visit us in our office. Thank you.".

My eyes shot up towards Harry who stood with his back against the hood of the car with a nervous smile playing on his lips. "You are in trouble!"I mouthed over at him and began walking towards the office with the shopping bags in my arms totally ignoring him waving for me to come back.

I entered the office and saw two men in black sitting there.
See what I did there?
Alright never mind.

"Hi."I happily said trying to erase the tension in the air that I could feel.
They smiled brightly at me to my surprise and handed me a piece of paper.
My hands nervously took the paper.

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"Babe what's wrong?"Harry asked as I sat down in the car sighing to myself. I looked at him in the eye and handed him the paper.

He began reading the paper:

*the paper*

Dear Mrs styles:
Over the past six months, your husband harry has been causing quite a commotion in our Lawton store. We can not tolerate this type of behaviour and as a result will ban your entire family from shopping in any of our stores if even one more accident occurs.
We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.
Three of our clerks are currently attending counselling from the trouble your husband had caused. All complaints against Mr.styles has been listed below.
Mr.Wally Brown.
Complaint department
MEMO Re: Mr.styles——complaints— things Mr.styles has done while his wife was shopping.

1. November 15, 2017: took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they were not looking.
2. November 23, 2017: set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3.December 10,2017: made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4.December 23, 2017: walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone. "Code 3 in housewares." And watched what happened.
5.January 10,2018: went to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6.January 23,2018: moved a CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area. 
7.February 15, 2018: set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers that he'd invite them if they'd bring pillows from the bedding department.
8.march 4,2018: when a clerk asked if she could help him, he threw himself on the floor, began to cry and wailed: "why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9.march 26,2018: looked right into the security mirror, used it as a mirror and picked his nose.
10. April 2,2018: while handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11.april 15, 2018: darter around the store, looking around suspiciously while humming the mission impossible theme.
12. April 26,2018: in the auto department, practiced his Madonna look using different size funnels.
13.may 1, 2018: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled: "PICK ME!— PICK ME!".
14.july 12, 2018: when an announcement came over the loudspeaker he assumed the feral position and screamed: "NO! NO! SHEILA ITS THOSE VOICES AGAIN!".
And last but not least, just today.
15. September 16, 2018: went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while then yelled very loudly, "HEY SOMEBODY I NEED SOME TOILET PAPER IN HERE!".
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Harry finished off reading and looked at me, a small smile playing on his lips.
"You're such a dork."I teased, he pouted but shut his eyes quickly just as my lips touched his in a sweet but short kiss. "But my dork!"I kissed his nose as he hummed.
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