HOLA ORGANISMS OF KINGDOM MAMMALIAN, I'm kainat and this is my pal, Steve. *pats the pillow*. Steve doesn't talk but it's okay.
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"It's so hoooottt!!"I whined, throwing myself across Harry's bare lap as he laid sprawled out on the couch. "Y/n!!! You're radiating more heat, get off me!"Harry pushed me lightly so that I landed on his side. "I hate this weather."I mumbled under my breath.
We were a sweating mess. It was extremely hot today, with brightly shining sun and not even a single trace of clouds. The birds and insects won't come out, they were all resting in their nests finding places where sun couldn't catch them.
My hand lazily moved over the table as I reached for the white remote. Pressing the button on, I groaned as the loud beep noise boomed, indicating that our air conditioner broke.
The fans were doing nothing, we had stripped off our clothes leaving us butt naked but nothing seemed to help. Harry poked his finger in my arm and I hummed. Suddenly My phone beeped loudly, I moved my hand, picking it up and pressing it against my ear tiredly.
"Ello?"
. "AYEEE!! Y/N!!?. HAVE YOU MELTED YET? I've heard the weather in L.A is getting pretty hot."Niall's Irish accent spoke through the phone.
Harry poked me thrice, obviously wanting to tell me something. "Babe hold on a sec."I mouthed over to Harry who slumped his shoulders down with a pout on his plump lips.
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"Yeah ni, it's like boiling hot.....our air conditioner broke....even our fans aren't helping that much."I explained to Niall who tutted at our condition. "Babyyy??"Harry whined again.
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"Ni, hold up. Yes haz?"I asked him. He sat up straighter and placed his index finger under his chin as if he was thinking something. "I think I'm gonna go for a bike ride."he suggested.
*AFTER 2 MINUTES OF DRAMATIC SILENCE*
"ITS NINETY NINE DEGREES OUTSIDE, FOUR FUCK THOUSAND PERCENT HUMIDITY AND YOU WANT TO GO FOR A BIKE RIDE? WHY . NO. WHY. DON'T PUT US ON THE NEWS LIKE THAT. Local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. DON'T DO IT."I divulged. "I don't want to hide in the house, the sun is shining."he mumbled as he fiddled with his fingers like a little kid.
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"BRUH. HONEY BRUH. Sun is shining DOESN'T COVER IT. ITS HOT OUTSIDE. ITS MOTHE*FUC*ING HOT AS FUC* OUTSIDE. OUR OUTDOOR PLANTS HAVE BEEN CRYING INTO THEIR HANDS ALL WEEK. WHOLE CARS ARE MELTING INTO THE SEWER. OUR FUCKING PATIO UMBRELLA DEVELOPED SENTIENCE TO ASK ME FOR LEMONADE THIS MORNING."I finished off my speech and by that time Harry's face was as red as a tomato and he was controlling so hard to not laugh.
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"Oh my God, you need to work for the weather forecast. This was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea."Niall laughed through the phone as I groaned.
Hot weather can really have a serious impact on your brain.
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A/n: these are just short imagines for the time period, long imagines are on their way. Wait patiently, Vote and don't forget to spread kindness. :)
