Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch One Shots

Freaky Friday

        A/N: Okay so this is going to be a bit weird but I got the idea from my friend. Basically you and Benedict have changed bodies so you're in his body and he is in your body. If you do not understand then think of Freaky Friday and when the mother and daughter had their bodies switched. 

        I woke up and stretched out my muscles and cracked my bones. I felt... taller and something weighing my privates down. I looked over to Benedict and was shocked by what I saw. WHY WAS I LOOKING AT MYSELF? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? I looked down to my hands and saw that they were large and pale. I looked at my body and I had a chiseled chest, lack of boobs, and my legs stretched out. I ran to the bathroom and looked at myself er, Benedict in the mirror. What in the name of hell? I thought back to what events happened last night. Nothing unusual happened last night, right? Benedict and I went out to get Chinese, had a small argument but made up with make up sex so, it was pretty normal. It suddenly came back to me when I heard Benedict call out for my name. 

        "Hey Ben," I said walking over to the bed and sitting on the ledge, "I guess you've noticed." 

        "Uh yeah I have boobs and- damn you look good as me. Well, I guess that's saying I look good but... what was I saying? Oh yeah what is going on," he said looking at my body in the mirror.

        "Uh uh I don't know this feels like some Freaky Friday shit to be honest. Wait, Ben we have work today and that means we will have to go out and do things... What are we going to do," I asked exasperated.

        "Erm, that is actually a good question but, I don't know. What do you have to do today," he asked sitting on the bed.

        "I have a doctor appointment, need to get groceries, and that's it. What about you," I asked cuddling against Benedict. I never realized how little I was compared to him. 

        "I have a few interviews, a signing, a photo shoot, and a load of other stuff to do," he said flopping back on the bed. I rubbed my eyes and responded,

        "Well we better get to where we need to go, alright? Call me in the middle of the day or whenever you have a free chance." 

        "Got it and hopefully we will find out a solution to this... conundrum," Benedict said placing a kiss on my lips. I giggled as he stood on his tip toes to reach his own body

        "How does it feel to kiss yourself," I asked wrapping my arms around his small figure.

        "Weird. It feels like I also have to start using chapst- WOAH what is this weird trickling feeling in my underpants?" I laughed hard and said,

        "That's my period, honey. Today is the day I get it and you can say this is REALLY bad timing." Benedict groaned and ran to the bathroom as I laughed on. Maybe today wouldn't be such a bad day?

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        My cellphone beeped when I was getting my makeup on for the photo shoot so I checked it.

        "Hey love. Went to the doctor and everything is all fine with your body and they gave you pills for your- well my at the moment heavy cramps. Doctor says you need to go in for an appointment at the gynecologist soon. Hope you're having a fun day as me and I love you. <3"

I replied,

        "Okay make sure to put in that prescription or else next month will be hell for me. The day has been going... really good actually! It's really fun to see your fans freak out when you walk or even breath. I signed a shit load of stuff and I've been doing a lot of interviews. Now I am at the photo shoot getting my makeup on. I think I know how this happened."

He sent back immediately,

        "Care to humor me because I am in desperate need of fucking chocolate. My god is this what you go through every. single. month? Oh my lord I feel like I am giving birth!"

I rolled my eyes and replied,

        "No child birth is much worse, Ben. I think that Chinese lady who gave us the fortune cookies as we were fighting did some weird voodoo shit. I don't know that's my theory based from Freaky Friday and from logic. I mean, we were fighting about how the other doesn't know how much they go through."

Ben texted back,

        "You know I think you might be onto something! After we do what we need to do let's meet at the Chinese restaurant and have her turn us back. No offense babe but this pain is horrible." 

        "Mr. Cumberbatch, the shoot is starting now," the photographer said as I stood up.

        "Alright let me just tell this person good bye and I will head over there," I said starting to text Ben.

        "Perfect I will meet you there. Gotta go now. Bye bye <3"

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        I pulled up to the restaurant and walked in where I met Benedict there. He was sitting in fetal position on a coach and I said,

        "Still in pain, honey?" He nodded and I placed a kiss on his forehead and said,

        "It's alright don't worry we're going to get this fixed now." 

        "Carry me?" Benedict extended his arms and I sighed and said,

        "I'm not strong enough."

        "Are you calling my body weak," he asked in mock offense. I rolled my eyes and scooped him up in my arms and walked over to the old Chinese lady. She greeted us warmly and invited for us to sit down and eat.

        "No no we need you to switch back our bodies," I said to her. She starting laughing and said,

        "Oh no no. By midnight you will turn normal. Now, you live each other lives to learn a lesson. Don't thank me just go." Benedict flipped his long hair and said angrily,

        "Listen lady! I am going through really bad cramps right now and I am not enjoying this as much as I thought I would. CHANGE. US. BACK." She shook her head with a smile and mumbled something in Chinese. A puff of red smoked exploded around us and soon we were standing in our living room.

        "What the," I said as I placed Benedict down. He walked over to the couch and flopped down on it groaning in pain. 

        "She probably transported us back to the apartment and it's almost twelve so, we don't have that much longer," he said looking at the watch. I walked to the kitchen and said,

        "You have a point so I am going to cook and give you a hot water bottle."

        "Why would I need a hot water bottle," he asked turning on the TV and flipping the channel to Dear John. I started boiling the water and replied,

        "It helps a lot with cramps for some reason. It feels nice to have something warm against something that's twisting in pain."

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        The clock chimed twelve and I felt a shift in my inside and soon I was looking at Benedict with a hot water bottle laying on my body.

        "We're back," he called out running into the den doing a little victory dance, "Oh it feels good to be back." I chuckled and said,

        "I agree. I agree. I like being home and not having to worry about photo shoots, fans, and all of that stuff. I'm sorry for saying that you don't have to do much." Benedict wrapped his arms around my waist and said,

        "It's fine, love I'm sorry for saying that being a girl is easy because honestly, it's not." We stayed in each others embrace feeling happy to be back where we rightfully belonged.