Tordtom one-shots?

"Catastrophes.."

(⚠️Warning, slightly smutty ⚠️)

Requested by: Vishnyavolskaya

Tords P.O.V

I was at the lab, The scientists there updated me on what's happening and any new inventions or creations, As they were talking something caught my interest "A Neko drink, We also made a new inve-" "Wait, Stop right there" I cut her off "Did you just say a neko drink?" I questioned "Ah! Y-Yes, We made that because it would help turn up a persons sensitivity, So that it would make them more sensitive than they originally are, Like cats! Their most sensitive spots are their ears and tail, Which matches with a neko. But a Tiny side effect is that if the person isn't already, Well..You know has a attitude? I guess that's one way to put it, they would start to develop a attitude" She said a tiny bit nervously I then grinned "Give me the drink, Or better yet, Send it to my office if it can't be prepared right now" She then shuffled with her notes and said "A-Ah! Yes, It will need preparation so it w-will be done, W-We'll try to do it a-as fast as we can!" She stuttered "Fanstastic! You have at most an hour, And that's me being generous, Bye!" I then quickly got out of the lab, Excited

Toms P.O.V

I noticed Red Leader, Tord, Getting out of the lab in a hurry and excitement just like a kid who just got out of a toy store, Which caused me to giggle at the thought. But knowing him, It's probably some weapon he's dying to test. So I just shrugged off the slight curiousity as I was about to walk away, Before freaking Tord noticed me and called me over "Thomas!" Ugh "What is it?" I spat, Unlike the other soldiers who would literally die to be his assistant, I don't give a single fuck about this job, It's not like I even earn anything! And also unlike them, Again, I don't act like some sort of fucking slave for him and I don't  go all 'Oh! Red Leader! Red Leader! Your sooooo~ Great~!'  and kissing up his ass! Honestly if I can leave I would, But this place is like a literal prison, But enough ranting about my hate for Mr. 'Red Leader' And  lets get back to the story "Respect, Second, Can i have you receive something for me thats gonna get delievered to the office?" "Hell N-" Wait...Maybe thats what made him so excitied, I should take it and test it myself if Tord wants it THAT much.."Actually..Okay~ Ill do it" "Great!!! Call me when you get it!!" He beamed and left. I took this as a chance and walked through the halls, On my way to the office, Humming to myself a song while softly singing when i got closer to the office "The doves have died.." Opening the door "The lovers have lied.." Glaring at the floor at that line.

I then jumped over to Tords seat, Making fun of his actions "Ohhh~ Yes, Yes, behead them!" I Dont like him, Kill him and his girl" and somehow ended up in the floor with my legs up and both my back and of course bottom on the chair, Laughing to myself "Oh thomasss~! Do this for me while i lay on my ass watching some anime girls fucking" With tears falling with how ridiculous i sound trying to do a norwegian accent. Then Suddenly fell from the chair seeing someone entering the room "Im so sorry for taking longer than excepted re-!" Noticing me off the chair with an odd position smiling slightly "heyy~ Edd..." I said looking away, Seeing him smirk at my sight helping me up "Soo...What the hell were you doing that got you into that position? And why are you alone in Tords office?" He asked, mumbling the last part "Well he wanted me to recieve something for him.." "Oh!" He then handed me a drink "He demanded us to get this drink to the office, But i guess if he said that then ill hand it to you" He then walked out saying bye with me eyeing the drink

"Hmm...Is it really that important to him.?" I mumbled, carefully examining the nearly see through blue drink, Maybe its something that makes more powerful or some shit, I don't know! I don't what the fuck goes on in that hell of a mind of his! Probably killing some innocent people and anime porn! I mean, What was he thinking?!? recruiting me to be one of his toys?! Assistant? Like what the actual fuck Tord?!? I released a frustrated sigh "Ugh..." laying on the desk, putting my head in my hand looking down "Seriously.." i then picked up the drink again raising my head "Or maybe its something that will help kill me already..That'll probably please him" I then drank it. Having an odd feeling raising up in my head and at the end of my spine, Feeling something poking from the areas that were previously mentioned, Above my ass and my head, Something fluffy..? Poking out of my pants raising to under my waist and getting out of my pants and under my shirt, Finally getting out and my something pirament shaped poking out my hair, Which turned out to be ears...?! And a tail...?!?! "AhhhHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD!! AHHHHHH" I started creating high-pitched screams