Note - Error calls US!Papyrus Stretch, Blue calls him Papy or Paps.
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Error's POV
Why?! Why am I the one cursed with this job? Stuck destroying AUs, keeping the Multiverse in balance, so it won't come crashing down. Why does Ink ignore the balance? Does he not know?! He must know! If he doesn't, I should try to tell him about it, maybe we could even make a truce- no, he'll just attack. He doesn't trust me, he won't stop attacking me to have a nice little chat..."GLITCH! WHY ARE YOU NOT DESTROYING! INK MADE ANOTHER WHILE YOU WERE SITTING AROUND, FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF!"
Stupid voices, always telling me what to do... but it is true, Ink made another AU, so now I have to go destroy it. And I was hoping to go talk to Blue... yeah, I'll go visit him after I destroy this AU. Maybe we can watch Undernovela and eat Fell's chocolate again... that was a fun time. At least I know that I've got a friend in the world, if only because I kidnapped him, and then let him go after I befriended him, because I was worried for his mental health - the void is REALLY not good for one's mental state if they're here too long. I'm used to it by now though.
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Welp, time to head to Underswap. Maybe I should try using that phone Blue gave me to call or text him first? So that he knows I'm coming?
Yeah, that's probably a good idea. I don't want to deal with Stretch.
Error pulled out his phone to text Blue.
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Error - Hey Blue, do you want to come watch Undernovela and eat chocolate with me?
Blue - YEAH!!! We should do that!
Blue - Put your portal in the kitchen, Papy is at Muffets drinking his honey and probably smoking...
Error - Okay! I'll portal over now!
Blue is typing...
Blue - ERROR DON'T COME!!! My bro just got back!!!
...Error's POV
Oh shoot. I just saw Blue's text... and I can't portal away now that I'm here, my portals are kinda loud. Blue is my only friend, I don't want to hurt his bro, I might lose him as a friend if I do that.Blue's POV
Oh no... this is bad. Papy really doesn't like Error, not after he kidnapped me. I hope Error has enough sense to stay hidden."Papy!!! I'm going to make tacos for dinner! I looked, but we don't have any taco shells... could you go get some? Please??? Also, can I have a friend over for dinner? You have to promise not to hurt them," Blue said.
"Okay bro. I'll get you your taco shells. And of course your friend can have dinner with us. I promise not to hurt them, as long as they don't hurt you. If they hurt you they will have a BAD TIME. I'll go get the taco shells now (and maybe some honey)."
Papy lazily walked out of the door and I could hear the sound that occurs when he teleports.
"Error, you can come out now!"
"ThAnK gOoDnEsS, I wAs GeTtInG bOrEd."
"Seems like you're staying for dinner tonight Error! You can help me cook! I can't reach some of the shelves, so can you use your strings to get down the taco seasoning?"
"WhAt ArE tAcOs? WhAt Is TaCo SeAsOnInG? AlSo, I tHiNk YoUr BrO wiLl sTilL tRy To KiLl Me."
"You'll see what tacos are. And the taco seasoning is the red jar up there, above the stove."

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An Error in the Stars || Undertale AUs [Abandoned]
FanfictionWe know very little about Error's past. He couldn't have always been the Destroyer, right? Where did he come from? Was he always a glitchy mess, or was he forced into that by Fate? Will he be able to forge his own Destiny? If you want to know the an...