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I can make you disappear (Loki)

Y/n P.O.V.

"Hey, Thor?" I question knocking on his open door before walking in. He looked up and smiled at me.

"Yes lady y/n? Or should I say sister Y/n?" He questioned. Loki and I just started dating like a week ago and Thor has been calling me his sister ever since. I closed the door behind me and went to sit on his bed next to him.

"No, and I was just wondering if you wanted to play a little practical joke on your brother," I whispered

"Practical joke?" He whispers which was still surprisingly louder than it needed to be.

"Like, a prank... so basically I want to make him think that I made him disappear." I smile

"How would we do this he would know that he was still there," Thor asked. Wow, he is complicated.

"That's where the rest of the team comes in. He's going to think he disappeared because we're going to act like we can't see him, or hear him."

"I still don't get it."

"Okay... I'll show you." I say pulling my phone out and going to Instagram.

"So that's something like what we would do," I explain

"Ooohhh I like it LET'S DO IT!" Thor boomed

"Okay calm down point break, I'm going to text the rest of the team and tell us to meet us here."

"That is not funny. And okay."

......

"What are we five?" Tony questioned

"Oh yeah, you have the nerve to ask that question," I say

"Well I like it, I think it'll be fun. But what if he reads our minds." Nat said

"I'll just block your thought from him."

"You can do that?"Banner asked.

"I've been doing it since he's been here."

"Okay."

"It would be rather humorous." vision said.

I laughed then said, "get it.... humerus" pointing to my humerus bone.

Cap looked confused, Bucky just looked at me like I was dumb, which I can't blame him, Nat snicker a bit at my lameness, vision was being vision, Tony rolled his eyes, Thor was confused, Wanda smacked her forehead lightly, and banner and I just laughed at my humerus joke.

"Wow, I've never heard anything more corny in my life," Cap said once he got it.

"Never say that out loud to anyone ever again," Nat said

"Yeah, that was sad." Tony chuckled

"Okay enough about my magnificent joke.... are we doing this or no.

"I vote yes," Cap said.

"Anything to make Loki mad." Thor smiled. After that everyone said yes in their own little way.

"Okay so let's go to the commons and set up someone has to take a picture of me with an empty chair. Cap go get a blanket, Nat can you get me some cards, and Bucky can you please get me a white balloon and blow it up?" I smile.

"What's all that for?" Sam asked. Wow, he talks.

"We need to make it seem like I'm doing a magic show for you guys. Now go we don't have much time he could be back any minute now."