hallucinations | Jaemin

- black on black -

Yu Boreum

I rushed downstairs and saw Yuta, angry.

"You called me right?"

"Yeah, but can you help me get Taeil off WinWin?"

Yuta pointed at Taeil trying to hug WinWin. WinWin didn't look very comfortable and Yuta gave Taeil a glare.

"So what am I going to do?"

"Just distract Taeil. But beware"

"Beware of what?"

"He can do the most vulgar thing a person can do"

"And that is?"

"Doing aegyo"

"Your kidding me are you?"

"I don't know, but for real, beware of his grandpa aegyo"

I laughed at Yuta and we heard a manly scream.

"Help!"

We turned around and saw WinWin suffocating to death by Taeil's hug. Yuta nudged me, signaling me to distract Taeil already.

I went up to him and asked him a bunch of useless questions to annoy him.

"Taeil, do pigeons fly?"

"Is the orange fruite named orange because it's orange or not?"

"Is it possible to watch 24 dramas in 24 hours?"

My tactic didn't work. Instead, WinWin was the one who got annoyed. Yuta sighed and whispered in my ear.

"Just sing like this.. appado gwenchana saranghagi ittemune~"

"How is this going to work?"

"Try it"

"Apaddo gwenchana saranghagi ittemune~~~"

Taeil released WinWin from the hug and WinWin ran away. Taeil continued the song and I looked at Yuta weirdly.

"Well that was weird"

"Everything in this house is weird"

"True"

"Dinners ready!"

We heard Taeyong shout and Yuta chuckled.

"Don't worry, you'll get used here"

We went to the dining room and I found myself siting next to Kun and Jungwoo.

"Here. Careful, it's hot"

Taeyong placed some soup on the table with a towel wrapped around it. Ten smirked and pointed at himself.

"Like me"

Taeyong glared at Ten to shut him up and Ten akwardly smiled.

"You better shutup before I smack you with a pan"

Doyoung shivered and Ten looked like he was sweating bullets.

"Taeyong's right, once that pan hits your precious face, might aswell say hello to satan"

"Yup, I met satam once when I accidentally blurted out "Oh daddy" on our way home"

Johnny added and the rest of the guys looked at him weirdly.

"What? You didn't know?"

The rest of the guys nodded slowly, not sure what to respond.

"Anyways, wheres Jaemin and the eyesmile kid?"