My Life As a Parker Kid

Chapter 3

Zoe's POV

Now would you welcome the new wife of Shawn Mendes.

The crowd went wild and some hot fangirls threw dirty glares at me.

Hello.

It ain't ma fault Shawn Mendes chose me,not them.

"Zoe Tessa Parker, I just wanna tell you how much I love you and how lucky I am to have you in my life" Shawn Mendes said.

Someone hit the "awww" sign please.

And with that he leaned in to kiss me........

Splash.

Someone poured a bucket of freezing ice water on me.

"What the cheeseburgers" I yell

"School starts in an hour" Zack says walking away.

An hour!

A whole hour!

I was getting married to my dream guy and he wakes me up to tell me school starts in an hour, I thought the school day was cancelled after a few people vandalized the school last night,it was all over facebook, I guess they cleaned the mess before this morning.

I stand up and change into drier clothes.

Black sweater and denim jeans.

"Zack something parker!" I yell walking into the kitchen.

"Seriously, I'm your favorite sibling and other half yet you can't remember my middle name" Zack says shaking his head in disapproval.

I roll my eyes. He is so not my favorite sibling.

"Correction, I'm her favorite sibling" Zayn says entering the room.

"You're both wrong weirdos" I say taking an apple and walking away.

Why was I in the kitchen again?

Meh.

Probably wasn't important..... Right?

I leave the house to start my usual thirty minute running, moving my head with the rhythm of the song I'm listening to.

"We don't talk anymore" I sing slightly off key.

Don't judge.

Charlie Puth is bae.

Does that count as cheating on Shawn Mendes?

Naaa.

Dude probably doesn't know I exist.

All of a sudden I'm falling.

"Aaaah" I scream.

I'm sure I'm gonna die. My tombstone is probably gonna say died of idiocity.

Is that a real word?