Chapter Eight- Conversations between me and my lawyer

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(At the beach).

Convo #1. Me- hey bro. lawyer- hey. moment of silence. Lawyer- we should go tanning today. Me- that's exactly what I was just thinking.

Convo #2 Me- I've never sat on this futon before. Lawyer- what? Me- I've never sat on this futon before. Lawyer- Oh, I thought you said "I've never slept on a futon before," and you have, at my house, all the time.

Convo #3 Mrs. Davis- What time is it? Me and Lawyer at the same time- 5:55.

Convo #4 Me- Peace. Lawyer- Nothing.

Convo #5 Lawyer- Swag. Me- Swag

Convo #6 Me- Hey I would kill for some bobby pins. Lawyer- Huh?

Convo #7 Me- I'm having a bad hair day but when I put the hat on it doesn't cover it up!!! Lawyer- Haha that sounds like a Maggie problem. Me- It is.

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