Cupid Ran Out of Arrows

As if her life is his playpen

Jungkook and you began to co-exist, he knows your coping mechanism is not to talk about the hardship you've had in life after crying your heart out over watching Nicholas Sparks movie marathon.

Your life moved on and while Taehyung still nods at you at school. He no longer eats with you during breaks.

"Are you a virgin?" Lisa blurted out as you were eating. Yoongi gave a chuckle while you spurt your food out of your mouth.

"What?" You asked hoping you heard it differently.

"You know, you never had sex before. A virgin. Like Mary, mother of Jesus." She said smiling at you.

"I know what a virgin is, what I meant is why are you asking me that?" You said.

"I don't think she is, it's impossible for Taehyung not to tap that." Yoongi said smirking. "— but Y/N you can correct me if I'm wrong."

"What does that mean?" You frowned at Yoongi.

"It means he thinks you're hot. Anyway, our boss told me you look a bit virginal and he doesn't think you're up for the job and that's why you didn't get it." Lisa said. "Wanna be a stripper instead?"

"No! I'm not that desperate to find a job." Since there's no jealous boyfriend getting mad at you, being a parasite is much more better.

It was too late to realized that you might have offended your friend. "No offense."

"None taken, we're really desperate." Lisa giggled. "Was Taehyung the reason why you're looking for a job and so when he broke up with you, you suddenly lose interest in finding one?"

You nodded. Yoongi looked at you and at the far end of the room was Jungkook talking to some girls. Immediately, he made a connection that Taehyung was getting jealous over your roommate.

"You should be careful, he has the right to be jealous. It could happen sooner or later." Yoongi's face becomes serious. "That boy doesn't think twice about who to screw and he would not think twice about you."

"He doesn't look at me that way."

"For now. He's still a guy, you're still a girl. With the right amount of alcohol and the mood. I'm sure he will not give you a time to think. Ask this lovely girl over here."

Lisa laughed which causes the some of the people in the cafeteria to look at her. She puts a hand over her mouth before pursing her lips, "We slept once, before I met Yoongi." She said. "When I asked him out again, he said— and I quote— doesn't double dip. I'm pretty sure he's running out of option this time, most of the girls here he've slept with already. But there's you so—"

"I'm a sexless person in his eyes." You said. "He made me dance the Baby Shark song before lending me money thing morning."

Lisa eyes went sad, feeling sorry that you had to ask for money from other people. "I'll ask the boss again. I'll tell him you're a whore in disguise. If you get the job, you can rent the spare room in our apartment. If you still want to live with the fuck boy at least you have your own money."

"You don't have to do that, Lisa. I know my life is pathetic but you don't have to do that."

Lisa shrugged her shoulder. "If you say so, but just so you know, if you gave in and he still gives you money, that's basically prostitution."

You smiled at your friend's joke and went on eating. Shoving the idea that you'll sleep with Jungkook because while you are aware that he's good looking, you never see yourself sleeping with him. It would take a whole lot of alcohol, as Jungkook would say twenty bottles, before you even consider sleeping with him.