So long story short, the god of evil Set (Can look like a set/sha animal, no joke. There's a fictional animal named after him.) and the god of war Horus (Can look like a falcon.) decided to duke it out because of family drama. (If you want, I could make a chapter over it.) During one of their many clashes, Horus got injured. You may be asking, where did he get hurt? Well, I'm sure he received many injuries, but a part of him got stabbed out. What part? You probably guessed it, his eye! Left eye, to be exact.
So since he was blind on one side which left him at a disadvantage, he went to the god of wisdom, Thoth.(Can look like an Ibis.)
Thoth was probably like, "What do you need Hor-" *Looks at his eye* "Yeesh! Wha- What the Heket happened?!"
"Yeah, Set stabbed it out, he's not the best uncle. Can you help me out? Kind of miss seeing with both eyes," Horus probably said, ignoring the still dripping blood from his eye.
"Aw geez, try not to drip on the carpet," Thoth said as he walked outside his house and looked up at the moon, getting an idea.
"Hey, you're not allergic to reflective light, are you?" He asked looking over his shoulder.
"No, why?" Horus replies as he cupped his eye socket.
"No reason," Thoth said as he grabbed some moonlight (Don't ask how, I don't know) and pressed it in his palms, creating the shape of an eye.
"Here you go! One brand new eye!" Thoth beamed.
"Wow man! Thanks!" Horus exclaimed as he popped it in, Thoth gagging at the sight.
"Please don't make this a habit," Thoth begged.
"You got it!" Horus gave him a thumbs up. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to beat up my uncle!"
"Okay! Have fun!"Thoth said as he waved Horus goodbye, probably thinking, this is why I'll never have kids...Oh wait. And that's how the famous Eye of Horus came to be!
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