Jared P.O.V
I always lov the cronch. Bath bombs are the best things in the world. I love how they smell and how they are so c r o n c h y. I was cronching a bath bomb as I heard a tap-tap-taping on the glass. It was Evan, waving through a window. And- he was with a group? I saw that Corner, Zoe, and Alana were also with Evan. Why the fuck are they bothering me now! I AM VERY BUSY BECAUSE I LOV THE CRONCH!!I refuse to open that door. I continue cronching my bath bomb when Corner throws a printer at my door, causing it to break. Goddamn it.
"wHAT THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS WANT" I say cronching my bath bomb.
"We are here to arrest you because you have illegal possession of bath bomb" says Alana.
"I AM JUST CRONCHING THEM"
"It is illegal to cronch bath bombs in the United States"
"NOOOO" I scream as I am taken away to jail. Zoe yeets me into jail and my house is robbed of all the bath bombs.In the jail there is some crazy people. There is this guy, his name is Jason Dean and he almost blew up a school. I asked him for bath bombs earlier, he didn't have any. Then there is this person, he is named Squid or something I dunno, he talked about being a robot computer thing or whatever. Finally, there is this guy named Aaron Burr. I think he killed someone. Yikes.
I don't know when I will see a bath bomb again, how will I be able to ever lov the cronch again. This was their fault. Next time I see Evan, Corner, Zoe, and Alana I will attack them and steal their money for the cronch. I will die for the cronch. I will do anything for the cron-
"TIME FOR DINNER OR SOME SHIT," I hear a prison guard person say.
"IS THERE BATH BOMBS AT DINNER?" I ask, hoping that the answer will be yes.
"Uhm, no."
"WELL, I'M NOT GOING WITHOUT THE C R O N C H," I say, crying. I do a very dank dab while crying, and stay in the cell.________________________________________________________________________
I hope you enjoy the first ever fanfic I have ever let anyone see. I just want to say that I wrote Connor like "Corner" on purpose. Have a nice day or some shizz idk bro.
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For The Cronch (Jared x Bathbombs crackfic)
FanfictionThe Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman had always lov the cronch. His life was great, annoying people and spending time with his bathbombs. Until one day, the cronch is taken from him and his life is terrible.