Jared P.O.V
I hear a guard yell outside my cell. What did the guard want? I was trying to find a bathbomb.
"You are staying in jail for the rest of your life." The guard says, hatred in his tone.
"But why? I haven't done anything wrong. I need to dab on the haters." I reply.
"You," he pauses in fear of what he is going to say, and then whispers, "you heard Despacito 3. It's the most punishable crime. Be glad you aren't gonna die."
"Okay what the actual fuck? It's just music.." I dab, because clearly he was a hater.
"Not just any piece of music, Despacito 3 has not been released yet. So, it is illegal. Like I said earlier, be glad you are alive." After that, I could not hear the guard anymore. I guess he left. Oh well, I guess I will get back to searching for the cronch. I lov it so much~.
Just after hours of searching, I had finally found a bath bomb crumb. Not enough for me to cronch, even the tiniest bit. How can I ever live like this, expected to never cronch a bath bomb?
Suddenly, I heard the footsteps of a guard near my cell. I was so close to finding a bathbomb, then a guard has to come by. I hear my cell door open, and I turn around. The gaurd says nothing and just hands me a phone. uHHH oKay. I take it. I recognize that it is Evan and answer.
"H-hi Jared, I heard what happened and that you're going to stay in jail for the rest of your life." Evan says.
"yEah bEcAusE oF dEspAcito tHrEe" I reply.
"Yeah.... I don't understand why people are sentenced to life for that.. But do you know uh,, our conversation yesterday when I was gonna get you out of jail before I knew you were sentenced to life?"
"Of course, I don't have a terrible memory."
"Well.......... you see, I was in a car and the call was on speakerphone."
"And why are you telling me this?"
"Because everyone was in the car."
Shit. Well, maybe it isn't so bad. "Who was there?"
"Everyone who was there when you went to jail. Me, Connor, Zoe, and Alana."
oOf this is reaaaly bad. "uH don't you mean corner"
"What?"
"You said 'Connor' I think you mean corner."
"Jared, I don't think you're listening to anything I'm saying, goodbye." Evan hangs up the phone.
The guard takes the phone.
A/N yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo not counting the authors note this is 420 words. My goal is for every chapter in any crack fic to have exactly 420 words. Instead of being a good child and doing my homework I was writing this so I hope you enjoyed it. Also I've been thinking of writing a treebros or kleinsen fanfic that actually has effort put into it? Like, I would proofread and have better grammar, unlike crack fics I make. Or any other suggestions would be great. It's almost 12:00am and I have a test tomorrow so I will sleep now.
YOU ARE READING
For The Cronch (Jared x Bathbombs crackfic)
FanfictionThe Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman had always lov the cronch. His life was great, annoying people and spending time with his bathbombs. Until one day, the cronch is taken from him and his life is terrible.
