~When You Get Drunk~

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A/N: This chapter was inspired by another BF scenario book I read, and some of them were so funny I laughed for like 3 weeks at them, then fell asleep with the bottle of vodka and sleeping pills in my arms, then woke up a few months later and updated this. Hope you like it!!! AND THANK YOU FOR THE 2K!!!

Btw there are 3 new characters!!! Liu Woods, Hoodie, and Masky!!

Give meh more suggestions mah crazeh kittens!!

~Slenderman~

"Slendy-Chan~ Notice me Sempai~" you giggled drunkly at your boyfriend as he had this sort of -.- face.

"(Y/N) I noticed you........getting drunk off of half a cup of coke and rum......." Slendy replied to your drunkness.

"HEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE, dat potato on your head fell into LJ's pants and then ate his booteh, hehehehe." you rambled drunkly.

Slendy gave you a 'WTF' look and picked you up with his tentacles, making his way to your room.

"NoooooZzz Slendy-Sama........i don't wanna go to sleep!!! That's Jeff's catchphrase......das not fair...." you started to cry.

Slendy facepalmed.....or face-tentacled....the put you on your bed, and tucked you in.

But noooooooo you had to keep moving around like you had shingles.

"Sing to meh Slendy!!!!!!!" you yelled, probably waking your neighbors.

When Slendy opened his mouth (yes he has a mouth, but it takes up half his face, deal with it) to sing a Russian lullaby, you started snoring.

Slendy gave you another -.- face and then chuckled, kissing your forehead.

~Jeff The Killer~

"(Y/N)!! Get down from there!!" Jeff yelled from the base of a huge pile of logs.

"Nooooooo! Jefffyyyy I'm a goat!! Neahhhhhh!" you tried making a goat sound as you sat on all fours.

Jeff facepalmed.

"Hold on, (Y/N)!! I gonna go get Slendy!!! Don't move!" Jeff yelled.

You made a goat sound in reply and started chewing on a piece of bark.

Jeff came back a few minutes later, Slendy by his side.

"Ok (Y/N), I'm gonna get you down, child!" Slendy called out from 7 feet below.

The log pile was high since Slendy is like 8'10000000, and he had to call out.

You bleated, and started jumping down, like a goat.

When you reached the bottom, Slendy and Jeff looked at each other in shock and weirdness.

You started chewing on some grass, and you bent backward like the exorcist.

"Ok, remind me not to give (Y/N) more than 3 shots at once......." Jeff mumbled to Slendy.

"You should have hear mine talking about a potato eating Laughing Jack's butt......" mumbled Slendy.

They looked at each other, then at you, then at eachother, then burst out laughing.

You just calmly chewed grass and bleated while Jeff recorded it on your phone.

~Eyeless Jack~

"Come on Jack!! Please take off your mask for meh~" you whispered into his ear as he read 'The Time Travelers Wife'.

"No. Go back to sleep, (Y/N), how are you even drunk. You only had one beer-" he stopped as he took in his surroundings, the room was littered with empty beer bottles. At least 3 cases.

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