Deadpool His Girl... And the journey home!!!

The crazy ideas of deadpool....

HELLO MY WONDERFUL STILL READING FANS! i'm BACK!! it's me Deadpool

THE MERC WITH THE MOUTH! THE REGENERATE DEGENERATE! it's TIME TO GO FULL BUTT KICKING MODE!!! you see I've been married to the most amazing girl ever! and like everything is changing my life... my ideals.. woah everything... I never thought I'd be this sincere about being crazy over one girl... I mean... the adventures I can talk about.. are probably rated R enough but... the Adventures we're about to have... oh yeah... they are gonna be for big kids only sooo if you happen to be a lil boy or girl... Turn back now... because shits about to get REAL.

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Deadpool: baby.. we're gonna actually do this?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!!? 

Liz: heh... me crazy? sorry babe i'm way worse then that *pushes him*

Deadpool: AGHHGHSHGHHGH!H!!!!! *falls thousands of feet* 

Liz:  MY TURN! 

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"who woulda thought bungee jumping was this stimulating?"

[I would have never guessed...]

Deadpool: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHGHGHGH .... *flings back up* 

Liz: THIS IS AWESOME! .... but  i'm dizzy nowwwww......

Deadpool: *slams on the floor* oof... 

Liz: oops... uh... are you okay? 

Deadpool: *mumbles*

Liz: babe?.... 

Deadpool: NOPE i'm better than okay where next? before the wanted posters go up heh.....

Liz: hmm can we go home for a moment?

Deadpool: heh sure thing princess!

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Deadpool: HOMe sweet home! 

Liz: heh haven't been here in forever

Deadpool: I know princess *kisses her gently*

Liz: baby..

Deadpool: yes?

Liz: Promise me one thing first before we do anything...

Deadpool: anything baby girl...

Liz: No Matter what.... don't leave me or give up on me... don't go... *sighs... looks away* it's happened to me so many times before....

Deadpool: *holds her chin gently* baby.. look at me i'm not going anywhere I won't let anyone hurt you i'm always going to be here *kisses her slow and passionately*  trust me...

Liz: I .... *kisses him back* I... *looks down* I do...

Deadpool: then... don't worry we have the world when we are together *kisses her forehead* i'm gonna go get cleaned up really fast.. my suits all torn i need a different one okay baby girl?