Terminator: i'm BACK!
Deadpool: oh hello there
Terminator: (Target Acquired) *shoots at deadpool*
Deadpool: OH SH*
There is a point in everyone's life where we all just really love metal .... well this is not a soft rock... in fact... this is harder than i thought you see... I was ready to go home to marry my girl pick up where we left off and live happily ever after... but.... I can see this isn't going my way...
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Deadpool: WHAT THE HECK DO You WANT WITH MY PRincesS!
Terminator: To keep her away from a messed up guy like you
Deadpool: how do you know i'm messed up?!??
Terminator: you commited a TT Cyber crime
Deadpool: ? what the heck is that?
Terminator: A Time Travel Cyber crime, Multiple realities are now collapsing in on themselves because of your selfish behavior.
Deadpool: I JUST WANT MY GIRL AND ME TO MOVE ON AND GET THE HELL BACK HOME!
Terminator: I'm Sorry ... We cannot allow that.
Deadpool: ... We?
Terminator: Yes And the TSCP
Deadpool: ENGLISH PLEASE
Terminator: Time Space Continuum Police, You are a Threat to our time continuum So please Leave before we must destroy you
Deadpool: You know what? FUCK THIS *starts shooting*
TSCP: SURRENDER NOW OR BE DESTROYED!
Deadpool: GO SUCK YOUR DAD's ------
TSCP: *shoots mini nukes*
Terminator: Boom Baby
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The Girl: okay... soo there must be a way out around here... I'm sure of it... maybe i can... I don't know.... get back to wade somehow... I mean ... no one is watching me... I need to get out of here....
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Deadpool:*regenerating*
Terminator: We need to ship his remains to a safe house
TSCP: We're already on it there is only one place we can ...
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The Girl: FOUND IT! WADE I'm COMING! *Zzzzzshhhboom*
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Deadpool: You... didn't...
The Girl: Wade let's go please fast hurry before anything else happens...
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Deadpool His Girl... And the journey home!!!
FanfictionOnce upon a time in a land far away Deadpool saved his girl from an almost certain doom! Lucky for him they found the portal home! And now they must stay alive together as they travel home... how hard could it be right? I don't own any rights of t...
