He Lost a Bet

Chapter 2 hittin' y'all like a truck

So, I'm sure those few that are actually reading this are tired of me putting off updating, so I'm giving you a chapter 'cuz I get the day off from school due to laser surgery on my foot. (Sooo fun.) While my friends are suffering through crappy cafeteria food and algebra class, I'm suffering from the numbing solution (what's it called? Idk, and I'm too lazy to look it up.) wearing off, and trying to find music to put on loop on YouTube while I'm writing. Such a tragedy. (Lol, NOT!) So this chapter gonna be weirder than me probably, since I have no idea what to write for this chapter, so it'll probably just be random shit. (Like my life)

Kacchan: WhY the FUCk am I wEaRIng A dResS?!? *Cries*

Me: Because you went against my wishes back in chapter one. That's why. Plus, Deku baby is dressing up as a girl, so why not have you wear a dress? Maybe you two will finally start dating.

Kacchan: *cries harder* WhY Me GoD?!

Me: Because. Now shut the fuck up, and go admire a female Deku baby. NOW! GO GO GO, THAT'S AN ORDER!

Day 2:

"Why me, God?" I whimpered as the whispers and admiring/lusty looks followed me as I walked down the halls of the school. By this point, almost everyone knew, that no, it wasn't a new student, it was just that Midoriya Izuku was an idiot and bet against the girls of class 1-A. The girls at UA weren't just heroes in training, oh no. They were quite possibly the most devious girls in all of Japan. They were like a force of nature, completely uncontrollable. And class 1-A girls? They were the worst of the girls at our school. They may be sweet at first, or shy, or nervous, or even flirty, but you fuck with them or someone they care about? Not even God could save you from their wrath. The guys had learned that lesson two months ago when Kaminari said that a girl's period couldn't be too bad. It had taken three hours to get his head out of the wall surrounding the UA campus, and another hour for Kaminari to stop whimpering about the pain that was a result of a fierce ass kick to his family jewels.

The thing was, I wasn't just wearing a female uniform, make up, and a wig. Oh no, the girls gave me several bras, and weights that were supposed to be the approximate weight of a C cup. And since all of my regular clothes had "mysteriously" disappeared, to be replaced by everything feminine, I had nothing to change into that wasn't extremely uncomfortable, or didn't hurt my already shredded pride.

Several guys had already asked me out, and I was stuck explaining to them that, no, I wasn't a girl, and that, no, I wasn't interested in going out with them. After all, I was already in love with someone. That someone being Kacchan, my childhood friend, my middle school bully, my enemy, my rival, my partner, my friend (kinda, maybe, sorta?), and now my unrequited love. Because, y'know, I can't seen to catch a god damn break. I sighed as All Might spared a look in my direction before sighing sadly, obviously questioning why he had chosen to come here to find a successor for his quirk. I asked myself the same thing every time he looked so disappointed at the utter bullshit we went through.

Throughout the day, I carefully analyzed the reactions of each my teacher's, wondering what it would take to have them reach the same level of disappointment as All Might. Aizawa sensei looked at me, his red eyes looking unimpressed, before zipping up his new sleeping bag, which had legs on it, then started to waddle around and collect the homework.

Mic sensei actually started laughing when he walked into the classroom and saw me sitting on top of my desk, talking to Uraraka about a new movie that was coming out soon. Cementoss sensei just shook his head before turning to face the side of the classroom that I wasn't on. Kacchan and Kirishima were snickering at his reaction during break, but fell silent when Midnight seinsei walked in and squealed. She'd rushed over to me, hugging me close to her large chest, and at one point, I saw my life flash before my eyes, and I felt just as disappointed as All Might when I saw just how much crazy shit I'd dealt with since coming to UA.

Ectoplasm sensei didn't have any outward reaction, and simply started class, however, he would stumble over his words whenever he looked in my direction, or I asked a question. During the breaks between classes, and lunch, I continued to get everyone's attention, and several girls screamed in delight when I tripped, and Todoroki caught me, his face red. I'm sure mine was as well, but I simply shook off the embarrassment, and smiled brightly at Todoroki before bouncing off to catch up with Mina.

After school, when I finally got back to the dorms, I changed into the one comfortable outfit I had: Gray sweats, and a black hoodie over a sports bra. Nothing too special, but it was the best I'd be getting for the next six days. I nearly bawled at the mere thought that it was only the second day of my punishment, even though it felt like a century had passed. I nearly fell off my bed when Momo knocked on my open bedroom door, sticking her head into my room. She looked around before huffing out a laugh.

"And it still looks like a temple dedicated to everything All Might." She said, and I glared at her. "Alright, listen. You know how we get to decide what you do after classes and before nine at night?" I nodded slowly, hating the direction I was sure this conversation was going in. "Well, us girls decided that we're going out to a karaoke place, and you're coming with us. You better dress up nice, rather than looking like a zombie, cuz the place we're going is really nice. You have half an hour." With that, she disappeared as quickly as she appeared, leaving me to silently die a little inside at the thought of wearing a girly outfit outside the bounds of UA.

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So! Let me know which outfit you want Deku baby to wear, cuz I think they all look really cute, and I can't decide. Also, Deku's wig goes down to her mid back, and is the same green as her natural hair color. Have a wonderful day, y'all. Hope you like the update!