COLLIDE ➸ LOUIS HYNES

MESSAGES

TRAGIC¡
[ dan the man, pilot, hynes, mal cop ]

pilot
do you think if i procrastinate long
enough the homework will just
disappear

hynes
that's not quite how it works

pilot
how do you know if you've never
tried it

hynes
i don't have to try it because
i already know its not going to work
and the longer i wait the less time i have
to get it done?

pilot
hynes stop being such a nerd

hynes
only trying to help u
get it done

pilot
but what if i try and it works

pilot
that has to be a scientific breakthrough
that'll save humanity right

dan the man
skye the homework isn't even
difficult

pilot
says you smart arse

pilot
i barely know what 2 + 2 is

pilot
therefore i'm trying it

pilot
don't hate the player hate
the game

mal cop
i vote yes

mal cop
so if it works i deserve
half of the profit for encouragement

pilot
at least someone backs me

hynes
i still think it's stupid

mal cop
sucks to be you if it works i
be getting dolla dolla bills

mal cop
seriously louis you're playing
your cards wrong

dan the man
skye put it this way

dan the man
if u don't do it you will
get detention which means less
time to talk to louis

pilot
hm

mal cop
but if it works you'll be famoos

pilot
hm

hynes
if you do the homework
i'll visit you tomorrow

mal cop
blackmail

pilot
sorry guys gotta blast

pilot
math is calling