*Kungfu Panda Skadoosh*
*whole world explodes*
Hu?
*no one understands me**ded*
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After the unsettling time with Kyoya, you've felt suspicious of all the other hosts. Something was not right, your spidey senses are tingling.
You yawn as you stretch from your over used mattress. It was clean, just stained is all. "Another day, another headache" You say as you pat the side of your leg, to signal your dogs to wake up. Yuki stretches while Sinon still sleeps.
"Get up, fat ass!" You command, but Sinon only opens her eyes, only to close them.
"I don't have time for this...." You mutter as you do your daily routine.
You put on a simple (F/c) T-shirt and jeans. As usual, your hair was ruffled and quirky. There wasn't much food left in a the cabinets of your kitchen after the food massacre known as Sinon.
"Hehe hehe hehe.....rich people breakfast...." You scheme.
Food in your house was something that wasnt always stashed in the cabinets on a normal day, but today wasn't a normal day.
You had rich men wrapped around your finger.
~~Time Skip~~
It was noon, and no host came. Your stomach growled as you tried to think of something else.
Just then, a knock on your door was like heaven. You dash to the door and see Hikaru at your door. "Hi." You say, hiding how happy you are to see him and all his money.
How greedy, I know.
How selfish, I know.
"Where are we going to today?" You aske him.
"I don't know. Kaoru Just came to me this morning and told me it was my turn to do whatever."
'Lol, reminds me of how my father was before mom left' You internally snicker.
"What's going on, anyway?" You ask him.
"Don't know, don't care." Hikaru said uninterested.
"Maybe its worth a conspiracy theory." You joke to lighten the mood.
"Let's go" He says, tired of your shit. He tugs on your arm and pulls you outside.
The sun's warm beams hit your skin gently. Perhaps it was the sun playing tricks on your eyes, or perhaps you just saw Hikaru grin.
He pulled you towards his shiny classic limo. Close to looking like Kyoya's, but this one was lined with silver.
You stepped into the cold air-conditioned limo and sat with your back towards the window. The cold sent small shivers down your spine.
The neighbors were astonished once more with the presence of Hikaru's limo. Not once, but twice, your shabby neighborhood saw how much your actually worth.
"Neighborhood Whores" as you call them, which were snobby basic white girls, were jealous beyond words.
"Quit staring, jealousy doesn't look trashy enough to fit with bitch ass face and ego." You say with a taunting smile.
Their words were inaudible to you not giving a shit.
'Bitches never change...'
As the limo prepares to drive away, you stick your head outside your window after rolling it down. You see the snobby girls glaring you down.
You smile and stick your arm out the window, too. You make sure they see its there, as you gesture to it.
You raise that sweet middle finger where they can see it.
And with perfect timing, you say, "Later hookers!" And drive away.
Their expressions would have been priceless, but you weren't able to see them, sadly.
"Where are we going?" You ask as you turn around to look at Hikaru.
"I don't know. I thought you knew." He retorts.
"Well, I don't. Do you have at least any idea where the driver is taking us?" You ask.
"You don't-" Hikaru cuts himself off. "Kaoru probably did this." He sighs.
"Why?" You ask.
"We always play pranks on each other. You wouldn't understand." Hikaru shuts you out.
"Ok...." You say. You ran out of conversation ideas.
Introvert, remember?
A few minutes of thick silence coated the inner limo.
"So....you really hate your neighbors, huh." Hikaru attempts dialogue.
"Their just prostitutes waiting for their next victim." You say.
"Dont you think that was a bit much?" Hikaru asks you.
"Nope, I've been waiting for that moment. What was it you said?" You tease. "'You wouldn't understand?'" You quote.
"That's different...." He mutters looking away.
"Sure." You agree.
The limo stops on a cliff. No, not in a murderous way.
You step out of the vehicle and look around at the scenery. The sparkling waters did their thing, as they shimmered like stars upon the glistening sun.
The clouds looked almost symmetrical towards the sun. The blue sky welcomed you into paradise of the view. Away from civilization, with the exception of a few small houses in the distance.
But it wasn't just you enjoying the view, Hikaru liked it too. His hair flows with the slight wind like the water that was over the cliff.
But while Pretty Boy, over there had his hair lookimg nice through the wind, your ruffled and shaggy looking hair was going in all directions.
Hikaru laughed at your misfortune.
"Not fair!" You pout.
Hikaru comes to you and moves the hair out of your face. without being able to help it, blush crept its way onto your cheeks.
You tried not to let him notice, but he caught on quickly. Slight blush made it way onto his face too.
"Your just a loser." Hikaru says.
"Am not!!!" You shout.
"Are too" Hikaru retorts.
"Am-"
"*hack*" You get your own hair in your mouth.
You pretendedly fell to the green grass and started to fake wheeze.
Hikaru came rushing to your side.
"Tell the hosts..........*wheeze*......YOUR MOM GAY!" You jump up and point at him."Not cool." Hikaru said.
"Meh, worth it." You say.
The rest of the day was kinda awkward after that.
Sorry, you awkward introvert. Things were gonna get good, nice job screwing it up, weirdo.
Jk
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