GONE WRONG

abriged chapter 1

Welcome to inkopiles!
A city were inklings and octolings live in peace
Battle in turf wars and fight over who team is better during splatfest

Now let start our story
Meet........ Orange and blue????
*two inklings jump out a pipe*
*they both start to yell out*
"Hello" "nice to meet you!"
*gun shoots ring out*
*blue falls over*
*orange screams in horror*
"No no no no" " blue get up!"
*another shoot rang out hitting orange in the head*
Now lets meet our TRUE Mc
*shows Marie and callie*
*a gun shot miss them*
No not the our true mc
*we now move to show pearl and marine relaxing*
"Yo"
"Hello"
*a mini gun Reeves up and starts to shot at them*
*the bullets miss marine but tear into pearl turning her into swiss cheese*
I SAID OUR MC
*the narrator points his gun at his co-worker*
NOW BOB!
I will shoot you in the dick
*we switch to spike fucking a inkling girl*
Bob....... Put this on record for later
*bob was confused but did as he was told and recorded it*
Spike
Fuck her good
*spike thumbs up the camera and continues thrusting into the underage inkling girl*
Finally here we are!
*a inkling is getting ready for today's splatfest, but he look like a homeless man with that swag*
This is our mc and his name his
His name his?
His name his?
*the narrator whispers to bob*
What's his name again?
*bob did the reasonable thing and face palmed*
I don't get paid enough for you billshit narrator!
*bob only gets paid $3.10 an hour, bob also pissed in the narrator coffee*
Bob did what!!!
Am going to fucking kill him!!
*lets get back to our story*
*you may continue your day F.R.C*
*F.R.C stands for Fanfiction, written, character*
*our mc is a rapper check out his sound cloud*
*don't check out his sound cloud all his songs are ass*
"Hey!"
"Some of them are pretty good!"
*so was you mom*
"Well fuck you too!"
*I'll finish intruding our mc in the next chapter*
"Wait....but...but..but"
*I said in the next chapter bitch*
*oh and you have a harem*
"Eh?"
"Yes!"
*and there also yanderes*
"Wait..... What the fuck"
*have fun*
"Get you dumb ass back here!"
*will see you next time on dragon ball squid!*

(BOO!!)
(AM BACK BITCH)