Spidey's Stories {One-Shots}

Ex Avengers return

Note: So @thebrookstertessa and @sambam_345 requested that I do Iron Dad and Ex Avengers return so I'm going to listen to the people and mash those two into one chapter! GENIUS!

Peter

I was jumping around while watching 'Solo: A Star Wars story' when I heard a 'ding' come from the elevator which was weird since Dad (or Tony Stark) said he would be back in an hour and Pepper was booked with meetings all day. Otherwise, no one should be allowed up here. I turned my head towards to see Falcon, Scarlet Witch, Hawkeye, The Winter Soldier, and the Captain America. 

I almost scowled at the sight of them. They had almost killed my father's best friend. Oh, wait! Now I remember. Dad said that they would come over to resolve the Civil War. I put on a fake smile and greeted them. "Hi, there! I'm Peter Stark, Tony Stark's or Iron Man's adoptive son!" Steve/Captain America shared a look with Sam/Falcon and held out his hand. "Hello, there son! I'm Capta-" I cut him off " I already know!" I said and motioned them to sit down."Currently, my dad is in a meeting with The President and The Prime minister. (That's the Canadian President for all you folks) He said they were discussing devices to reduce pollution and help climate change, so this might take a while." I passed Wanda/Scarlet Witch the T.V remote and walked into the kitchen.

 I opened the fridge and grabbed some uncooked bacon. I grabbed a frying pan and some cooking spray. I was about to turn the stove back on when I heard Clint/Hawkeye talking due to my super hearing. "I feel bad for the kid. He lives with a huge alcoholic," I growled and threw the pan against the wall. It would most likely leave a dent but I didn't care right now. I walked into the living room to see the whole rebellious group with surprised looks on their faces. "Peter, what was that loud noise?"  Bucky/The Winter Soldier asked. "TAKE THAT BACK!" I yelled at Clint. He had a confused face before realizing that I heard him. "And if I don't? What, will you tell you, dad?" He teased. "Last chance, take that back," I emphasized every word to get my point across; I wasn't joking. "No." He said firmly. I pulled my fist back and it landed square onto his nose. I heard a 'crack' before he flew across the room. "HE HAS BEEN SOBER FOR OVER A YEAR, AND YOU ARE GOING TO CALL HIM THAT!? IT'S NOT LIKE THE ESCAPE OF YOU GUYS HAS BEEN HELPING! THAT CAUSED WORLD PANIC! GUESS WHO HAD TO CALM THEM DOWN!? MY DAD! HE HAS ALSO DONATED TO MILLIONS OF CHARITIES AND FOUND THE CURE FOR CANCER WHILE YOU WERE RUNNING AWAY WITH YOUR TAILS IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!" I screamed."Kid, we haven't seen him recently. We didn't know" Steve tried. "I was just in pain and wanted to get my best friend back." He reasoned irrationally.

My head whipped in his direction. "Pain!? Do you think you've been in pain?! You've been in pain when your parents die in a plane crash. You've been in pain when your uncle died because of a robber you could have stopped. You've been in pain when your best friend becomes a supervillain and your girlfriend dies because of this. You've been in pain when you have a whole building dropped on you. You've been in pain when your girlfriend's dad is a supervillain that you have to put in jail, and cause her to move away. You've been in pain when your aunt dies in a home invasion that you also could have stopped. When every single one of those things happens to you, let me know. Until then, you have never been in pain!" I went on a rant on how my life was miserable. 

My spidey sense went off in my head like police sirens. Someone was trying to grab me. I flipped over the person and webbed them to a wall. It turned out to be Wanda. Everyone in the room was silent. "Never speak about my father like that again!" I warned Clint and heard a sniffle. There was my dad, standing in the doorway with a briefcase in hand and tears welling up in his eyes. He ran towards me and embraced me in a hug. I gave into his warmth and started crying. After I had calmed down Tony looked over at Steve and Clint. "Never talk to my son ever again." He snarled. Steve and Clint nodded. Bucky helped Cint up and hobbled towards the kitchen to find some tissues. I think I had broken his nose. Oh well. At least I can say that I broke Hawkeye's nose. Not many people can claim that they've done that before.