Ocs As Parents

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Miya: look mama look! I got another A+ in English!
Emiko: good job Miya! Just remember one thing!
Miya: humans need to die!
Emiko: good girl!

Principal: Miss Robertson, your son has been playing Fortnite on his phone during class
Nathen: but I almost got 200 kills-
Amelia: THEY HAVE IT ON PHONE NOW?!?! I HAVE TO DOWNLOAD IT!!!!!!!
Principal: how are you even a parent?

Mal: now remember Ema, if the Robertsons goes near you, you will die and they are toxic and will kill you with their annoying ness
Ema: okay mama
<Amelia's son enters>
Amelia's son: hi Em-
Ema: *karate kicks* STEP OFF DEMON!!!!!!
Mal: good

Micha: dear, would you like something?
Jia: yes!
Micha: what's the magic word?
Jia: please?
Micha: no not that one
Jia: ice cream?
Micha: good girl!!!!

Yoomi: Jimin dear, can you recite the alphabet for me?
Jimin: okay, Eomma. A, B, C, D-
Yoomi: dear, that's not how the alphabet goes
Jimin: can you say it again Eomma!
Yoomi: it goes... A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD!!!
Both: A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD!!!!!!
Yoomi: I've taught you so well Jimin!

Aiko: now son remember, always be happy and always eat cake and drink tea and if someone insults you....
Ichigo: KILL ANYONE WHO DOES!!!
Aiko: good boy!

Kikyung: APPA!! 
Yoomi: OPPA!!
Eun: what's wrong you two?
Both: I hurt myself!
Eun: how about I get both of you ice cream?
Both: YAY!!!!
Keito: which one exactly is your child?

Riku: *fails*
Keito: try again
Riku: *fails again*
Keito: try again
Riku: *finally succeeds*
Keito: good job Riku!
*About fucking time...*

Misa: *cries*
Coco: please stop
Misa: *cries more*
Coco: *panics*
Misa: *continues crying*
Coco: ummmmm... EMIKO HELP ME I DON'T KNOW WHY MISA IS CRYING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!

Kira: *sleeps*
Kiki: *sleeps*

Haru: now be careful Itsuki
Itsuki: okay dad
Haru: okay just be really careful...OH MY GOD ITSUKI BE CAREFUL!!!!!!
Itsuki:... *literally just walking near a lake*

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Korean
Appa: dad
Eomma: mom

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