Ocs as Teachers

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<Music teacher>
Emiko: okay class, before we start this lesson, does anyone have any questions?
Random student: *raises hand*
Emiko: yes?
Random student: is mayonnaise an instrument
Emiko: GTFO

<PE teacher>
Amelia: DO IT
Student: NO
Amelia: JUST DO IT
Student: I CAN'T
Amelia: JUST-
Student: NO *struggles to do one pushup*
Amelia: -DO IT *slams the ground sending the student flying towards the sky*

<Drama teacher>
Mal: today we are going to be reenacting murder scenes
<class gets excited>
Mal: now first I'm going to need a volunteer, ah perfect *grabs Amelia*
Mal: now let's see, maybe I could stab you, burn you, strangle you, drown you, shot you...
*after ALOT of gory ideas*
And maybe I can- oh class is over, class dismissed
<everyone leaves terrified>

<Art teacher>
Micha: class, today we are going to be painting scenery, any questions?
Student: what are we painting?
Micha: scenery, any other questions?
Student #2: what are we painting?
Micha: scenery. Anything else?
Student #3: what are we painting?
Micha: *quits job*

<Food tech teacher>
Yoomi: today class we are going to be making sausage rolls
Class: yay!
Yoomi: *picks up knife* now first you have to-
Eun: *busts door open* YOOMI DON'T TOUCH THE KNIFE OR ANY TYPE OF THING WITH A BLADE!!!!!!!!!
Yoomi:...

<History teacher>
Aiko: today we are going to be learning about World War 1
<class groans>
Aiko: awe don't complain! Now I'll begin, first-
*after explaining WW1 extremely fast*
Aiko: okay any questions?
All students: *raises hands*
Aiko: no? Okay

<Maths teacher>
Eun: now, can anyone here tell me what's the answer to 30+927-23×236÷5
Eun: anyone? unless someone answers this, NO ONE will be leaving and will also have after school detention
Whole class: WHAT?!?!?
Eun: anyone willing to answer? you don't even have to get it right
Student: um... 69?
Eun:... GTFO of my class NOW
Student: but you said we don't even have to get it right!
Eun: AND NOW I SAID OUT!!!!! *points to door*

<Science teacher>
Keito: okay class, today we will be studying about atoms
Student: am I made out of atoms?
Keito: yes, everything is
Student: are shadows?
Keito:...
Student: are dreams?
Keito: keito.exe stopped working

<English teacher>
Coco: today class we are going to be having a test
Class: *groans*
Coco: come on! It's not that bad
Student: it's a TEST! AND IT'S FOR ENGLISH!!!
Class: *continues complaining*
Coco: 'god please help me'

<Librarians>
student: *shouts*
Kira and Haru: SHHHHHHHH!!!
Student: ...
(I ran out of ideas of these two)

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