Stuff with my ocs [discontinued]

Ocs as 5 year olds

Emiko: mother, what does it feel like to be a mom?
Mom: you have to deal with devils known as children who never listen to you
Emiko: *dazed off into the distance* what did you say again mom?

Amelia: CAN I HAVE A UNICORN
Mom: you can't even take ca-
Amelia: I WANNA HAVE 10 UNICORNS AND 25 PONIES THAT ALL SMELL LIKE CUPCAKES AND ALL OF THEM WILL BE PINK AND GREEN
Mom: no Ame-
Amelia: AND I'M GONNA TAKE THEM EVERYWHERE I GO
Mom: *puts Amelia up for adoption*

Mal: *keeps distance*
Mom: *tries to get her to socialize with the other kids*
Mal: *ends up killing the kid*

Teacher:Micha, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Micha: I want to marry ice cream!
Teacher:...
Teacher: okay class today we are going to be learning that humans can't marry objects or food

Yoomi: *gets lost in mall*
Mom: MY CHILD WHERE DID SHE GO
Eun: don't worry I got this. *leans to mic* BTS
Yoomi: *comes running at full speed toward them both*

Aiko:  just sits in kitchen eating cake*
Mom: Sweety time to go!
Aiko: NO *continues eating*
Mom: *tries to drag her into the car*
Aiko: NEVER *shots bubbles into her face and runs*

Eun: *runs around the house playing hide and seek with Yoomi*
Mom: STOP RUNNING YOU TWO
Eun: NEVER!!!!!
Eun and Yoomi: *continues playing*

Keito: *stays in room being antisocial*
Mom: *sighs* Keito, come down to the living room!
Keito: no
Mom: *smirks* Emiko's here
Keito: *runs like lightning to the living room*

Coco: *plays with plushies*
Mom: awww good girl! *pets coco's head*
Coco: *giggles*
Mom: I can't wait till you become 3!
Coco: I'm 5 year old!
Dad: awe look at her denying her age!
Coco: then I guess I'm now 50!

Kira's and Haru's moms: *tries to pull them both apart*
Kira and Haru: NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SEPARATE US!!!!!!!