Since you guys entertain me with yours! I won't say the name of my friend but I'll give you the first letters of their names and genders along with other people that will be in this chapter. Also this wasn't all today I just have the days mixed up.
On 9/11
My hoomroom: *Talking really loudly so we didn't hear the speaker turn on.*
Speaker:With liberty and justice for all.
Homeroom:*Silent*
Me:We just missed the pledge of allegiance...on 9/11
Ju-Male: We probably missed the moment of silence too...
In shop class:
Shop teacher: Don't make the cutting objects face you! Let me tell you a story. I once had a boy in my class who was cutting and I heard him say "Ow!"
so I went over to see what it was. He said "I think I cut my finger a bit." and the whole tip of his finger was off.
Class:*Hacks*
Shop teacher:I said "Well I'll bring you to the nurse when we find the rest of your finger." And he picked it up and said "Found it!" and squeezed it. I was literally about to puke. Let me tell you another story.
Class:N O
Shop teacher:Well I had this girl who was pissed at the boy next to her so she stuck her hot glue gun in his arm and he got a third degree burn. I. Was. Pissed. I got her suspended for three days and when she came back I shut the door in her face. I had to let her back in but ohh a stared at her.
At lunch:
Me:*Buying a rice crispy treat.*
Vending Machine:*Gets stuck*
Me:*Puts another dollar in and buys another.*
Vending Machine:*Puts out two*
My table:YOOOOOOO!
In science:
Ma-Male:Excuse me? I lost my phone can I go look for it.
Science Teacher:We're in class!
At-Male-I got track your iPhone. I can look ode your with it.
Science teacher:Okay...
At-*Looks up the phones email.*
At's phone:*Shows that Ma's phone is moving in a forest about 20-40 miles away from out school.*
Me:YOOOO! Someone stole your phone!
Ma-Female:Oh my gosh. I want to see your Mom's face. It'll be so funny! I wish I could be there.
Me:It'd be good food.
Ma-female:*Laughs and nods*
Chorus:
D-female:*Comes in late with a hoodie and a poptart.*
Chorus teacher:Take your seat!
D:*Trips over her seat with a poptart in
her mouth.*
Spanish:
Homework:List the 30 most important things to you.
Me:*Writes Klance and memes as some of them.*
Back in science:
Same Ma-male: Ohh yes Harry! Stick your wand in my a$$! Leviosaaaa!
Same At-male:You're a wizard!!!
Ma-male:*wheezes*
Me:*Tries not to laugh but does because I'm immature.*
Let me know if y'all want more. I have plenty.
