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Drunk Izu is... I don't know

Since I'm drunk right now, let's make a drunk fic! Yay!
UwU if you dun understand what's happening just ask in the comments
(Warning, I haven't edited this and was published on the same day I was drunk, dear god bless my heavy dirty soul. ♥️♥️♥️)
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It all started out as a game but...

"Hiccup"

This happened during a game of truth or dare... (Lol, reference to the T or D chap coming soon)

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"I dare you to chug this bottle of vodka in 2 minutes!" Mina exclaims as Izuku, regrettably, chose a Dare.

"T-That's!" Izuku tries to say but Iida, thank god, comes in to stop this "foolish nonsense".

"THAT IS NOT LEGAL AND WE SHOULD NOT BE DRINKING ALCOHOL AT THE AGE OF 16! WE ARE MINORS AND ...." Iida continues to go about laws with his boi hands.

Mina shoves the bottle to Izuku saying "It's either you drink or reveal Bakugou's most embarrassing moment!". Just as Izuku was about to refuse, he suddenly felt chills and drank the vodka instead.

What they didn't expect was for Izuku to drink it to the last drop in a minute and 30 seconds.

Feeling the heat going through his cheeks, he puts the vodka down (gently this is still Izu). Mina and the squad (TM) look to see any other reaction and seeing Izuku only hiccup once or twice was slightly chilling.

Continuing the game, with a hiccuping Izuku, it reaches Mina's turn again and she lands on Bakugou. Bakugou obviously says dare because he's a big boi. Mina grins cheekily and dares him to drink a bottle of vodka, the time wasn't even set and Iida didn't even bother to get up.

Apparently Alcohol and Nitroglycerin wasn't a good combination (WELL NO SHIT MINA) and it ended up... into a fight...

"OI DEKU! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE YOU... BROCCOLI LOOKING ASS BITCH!"

"Haah?! What the fuck are you spouting out right now you angry Pomeranian looking bitch?!"

To say it was a shock to see Izuku say some foul words was an understatement. They were horrified when their ears were tainted by a drunk Izuku and a drunk Katsuki.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP CHIHUAHUA"

"HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING GOLD FISH?!"

As the fight continues, class A decided on a better way to fix this...

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"So you're telling me... that you guys got the top two problem children drunk... and now they're fighting with each other verbally?" Aizawa said it so slow like he just got told that Present mic was gonna end his radio show early. And he never finishes those early.

"Yes! And we need your help because pure cinnamon roll is cussing!" Hagakure exclaims from beside Mina

Sighing as he stood up, he feels like he just died and god is making fun of him as they speak. "Fine, lead the way". He admits defeat.

However... this isn't what he expected...

"YOU STUPID LITTLE NERDY SHIT STAIN! YOU KNOW THAT BETWEEN AIZAWA SENSEI AND PRESENT MIC, AIZAWA IS DEFINITELY THE TOP!"

"HOW ABOUT NO YOU FUCKING BUFF NOODLE HEAD? PRESENT MIC DEFINITELY TOPS! HE'S THE DOMINANT PARTNER!"

"WHAT THE FUCK?! AIZAWA IS A FUCKING BOSS IN THE BATTLEFIELD! PRESENT MIC IS THE ONE WITH THE VOICE QUIRK! HE'S THE ONE SCREAMING FOR MORE!"

"OH SO YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE HE HAS A VOICE QUIRK HE'D BE THE ONE SCREAMING!? IF HE WAS THE ONE SCREAMING THEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD WOULD HEAR IT!"

He definitely didn't expect them to be fighting about who ever tops between him and Hizashi

"It was you and All Might first then it took a turn to this...." Shinsou explains to him what happened and he feels like he has just been on a book being written by a young, drunk author.

Sighing he gives up and says "As long as they aren't killing each other, it's fine. I'm too tired for this.". He turns around to leave and then Shinsou, this bitch, bribed him that he'd take care of his car during hero work for a year if he stops them from fighting.

Giving up, he turns back around and says with his menacing red eyes and floaty flying hair, "Shut up and go to sleep. It's 9 in the evening and you guys need to be in bed."

That effectively shut them up. They "hmph"ed and turned to go back to their rooms to sleep. Sighing, he turns to Shinsou and says "you better keep that dumb promise".

The class who were still awake sighs in relief before scadoodling to their rooms to go to bed making a silent promise "never get those two drunk, ever"

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Omake:

"Hey Izu? Do you know what Fuck is?" Kaminari asks. Mina glares at him with the look of promising death to him and he responds with a look that he's trying to see if Izu still has a foul mouth.

"Huh? It means sexual intercourse, right? Kacchan says the word so much, enough that I actually searched it up. I thought he was just sexually active but I doubt that." Izuku says, trying to keep from mumbling too much. He woke up with a hangover and pills and water on his bedside table with a not saying "I'm sorry that I didn't stop her :(" it was obviously from Iida with the perfect handwriting. He still has a slight migraine but all is good.

"Hm, okay." Kaminari ends the convo lamely.

Next thing they knew, they had to deal with an Katsuki with a migraine. In the end, it wasn't worth the drinks for this. Rest in pieces, their poor soul. (It's them, they will never rest in peace. That's obvious enough already.)

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OOF, I'm drunk and sober at the same time (thanks you autocorrect) so if any misspelled words are there, I blame the alcohol.

And don't worry, the T or D chapter is coming up soon! UwU bye bye!

Sincerely
drunk U.D.666