Today I bought duck tape ,bleach , and an air mask .
I wonder why everybody looked at me funny
I was just a person who was going to make duck tape wallets , bleach the wallets , an then I needed the mask from the fumes
Geez they looked at me as though I killed someone
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Weird things to text your friend
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