18.Stalking is such a strong word
~ I prefer to think of it more as 'intense research' on one individual
~ By the way, your missing sock is under your bed, with me
26.This year I'm using big words to sound smart...
Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence.
You get two this time for the big FIFTY
I'm writing another book called
" the beginning of the end "
If you could check it out you would be awesome.
YOU ARE READING
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