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Let's eat grandpa. Let's eat, grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life.

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Cat puns freak meowt. Seriously, I'm not kitten!
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I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
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Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?

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