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20 funniest things to do .

20 Funniest Things to Do

1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"

2) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.

3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.

5) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.

6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.

7) Find a grumpy person. Give them a Snickers and say, "You're not you when you're hungry!" Walk away.

8) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.

9) When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.

10) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."

11) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.

12) Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO!

13) Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.

14) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"

15) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.

16) Walk up to a random person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.

17) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes by yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

18) Climb a tree by a sidewalk and talk to people walking by...make sure they can't see you.

19) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.

20) Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!".