Jeffburrmads
i didn’t has't any ideas f'r ‘lies’ and i did want to posteth something yond wasn’t an edit to chapt'r 2. 5. If 't be true thee has't any ideas then prithee alloweth me knoweth. Concluded, be it, i’m not restful and i wanteth coffee. Farewell.
aaron sigh'd happily knowing yond the present day wast the most extra'rdinary day of the year, his, thomas’, and james’ first year anniv'rsary. Thomas and james hadst been in a relationship f'r a did bite, but both of those folk did like aaron so at which hour thomas and james did invite aaron into their relationship, t wast the most wondrous day ev'r f'r that gent.
those gents wenteth on zza dates and hadst cuddle sessions on the couch whilst watching disney movies, mostly the princess bride since t wast thomas’ fav'rite movie. (me too thomas, me too. ) aaron rememb'r'd the the blissful day wh're that gent wast did invite into their relationship.
aaron wast waiting patiently in the starbucks line to receiveth a cuppeth of coffee, his thoughts switching between his mutual breakup with alexand'r earli'r yond month and how handsome and cute thomas and james w're. He’d hath caught himself in scarlet a did bite at which hour that gent bethought about the timeth eliza did dare thomas to kisseth that gent.
that gent eke bethought about the timeth wh're james did hold his handeth in the bitter cold new y'rk wint'r. That gent bethought about how james and thomas hadst comf'rt'd that gent at which hour theodosia kicked the bucket in a car wrecketh a few years pri'r.
that gent wast shaken out of his thoughts at which hour someone did cough behind that gent and he’d did realize yond that gent wast holding up the line. “um, s'rry misseth, i- uh guesseth i wasn’t paying- paying attention. Um, oh geez, um…. one tall- um one tall black coffee, prithee. ”
that gent did hate how that gent stutt'r'd at which hour that gent did get n'rvous. Aft'r telling the bartend'r his nameth (which that gent kneweth yond those gents wouldst somehow mess up) that gent wenteth to his usual table to findeth thomas and james sitting th're sipping hot cocoa.
“h-hey thomas and james. ” “hey aaron. ” james and thomas hadst did greet. An contrary silence hadst fallen ov'r the three of those folk until thomas spake up.
“hey aaron, we had- uh we hadst something yond we wan-want'd to asketh thee. Just p-please, f'r the love- f'r the loveth of macaroni, don’t chuckle at us 'r-'r judgeth us. ” “i couldst nev'r judgeth thee guys, well, what is't?”
thomas hadst sighed, reliev'd. That gent and james hadst a bawbling in scarlet appearing on their cheeks. Thomas spake up, “would you- um- liketh to join- oh macaroni god- um…. -”thomas tooketh a deep breath bef're continuing-”would thee liketh to joineth me and james’ relationship?
james and thomas did glance 'round starbucks, trying not to behold at what those gents bethought wouldst beest a visage of disgust on aaron’s visage. Aaron did get up, trying to hideth his joy, hath brought both of those folk into a hugeth.
“i wouldst loveth to joineth thy relationship! this is the happiest day of mine own life!” even but now, aaron’s nameth wast hath called and that gent wenteth to wend receiveth his coffee. James and thomas did hug each oth'r in celebration.
aaron wast shaken hence from the mem'ries at which hour that gent hath felt james giveth that gent a kisseth on the cheek. A bawbling blusheth dust'd aaron’s cheek as that gent gaveth james a kisseth on the nose.
aaron did grab his coat and scarf at which hour that gent did see yond james already his wint'r robes on. Aaron hath opened the doth'r and stoodeth on the front p'rch, the air wast chilly and that gent couldst seeth children playing in the snoweth. That gent did look up at the night sky and did see millions upon millions of stars and the crescent moon.
“thomas! aaron and i art already did dress and eft to wend! what’s taking thee so longeth?” james hadst jokingly did yell. “james, i’m still brushing the knots and stuffeth out of mine own hair! this is wherefore i oft misprise having crisped hair! i’ll beest out and did dress in a few minutes. ” thomas hadst did yell backeth.
aaron scoop'd up a snowball and did throw t at james. That gent ranneth hence from james because that gent kneweth yond james wouldst chaseth that gent trying to receiveth his revenge.
james and aaron did play liketh children in the snoweth f'r a few minutes at which hour thomas hath walked out of the front doth'r with a longeth magenta coat on. Thomas did look at his boyfriends and did laugh.
james and aaron ranneth up to thomas and the three of those folk wenteth to the parketh. The walketh th're wast pleasant, except f'r the occasional snowball throwing.
at which hour those gents arriv'd at the parketh, those gents satteth in a pleasant silence, aaron and james wenteth to playeth in the snoweth and thomas did get out a bawbling picnic f'r the three of those folk. Thomas satteth on the bawbling picnic blanket and did look at the frozen yond wast sparkling due to the quite quaint moonlight.
thomas sigh'd blissfully and did pour the three of those folk a glass of wine. Thomas hath heard james and aaron coming backeth and did prepare a snowball to throweth at his boyfriends.
james and aaron cameth backeth to findeth a snowball in both of their faces, at which hour those gents did get the snoweth out of their faces, those gents did see thomas with a smug behold on his visage. “you’re gonna receiveth t,” james jok'd.
“let’s saveth t f'r aft'r dinn'r. ” “okay, well enow. What didja maketh?” aaron hath asked thomas. “macaroni et fromage, 'long with chicken in a thyme-lemon sauce. ” (it’s actually very much valorous. ) “sounds delicious, thomas,” james did comment.
the three did start eating their meal, occasionally making jokes 'r commenting about the dinn'r. Aaron tooketh a sipeth of his wine bef're speaking, “hey, wherefore don’t we playeth sooth 'r dareth?” “aaron, we’re not teenag'rs anym're. We’re grown adults with jobs and stuffeth. ”
“if i rememb'r c'rrectly, james, which i doth, then thee w're the one who is't wast playing in the snoweth with me liketh a issue. ” aaron did reply. “well, i cullionly, that gent isn’t wrong. Besides,we’re adults with weapons lest we needeth to protecteth ourselves. Thee doth has't yond umbrella, right aaron?”
aaron wast about to replyeth at which hour the realization hitteth that gent, that gent hath lost the umbrella. “i uh, may has't hath lost it……. ?” “it’s fine, i has't mine own bodkin in mine own cane, so we’ll beest well enow. ” james mutt'r'd something 'long the lines of “thank marry f'r yond. ”
aaron scoot'd besides james and plant'd a quick kisseth on his lips. “we’re gonna beest well enow, besides, nobody can judgeth us. ” aaron whisp'r'd. Aaron then gaveth thomas a pecketh on the lips and then thomas gaveth james a kisseth. A bawbling silence hath followed bef're a bawbling chuckle did arise from the bawbling group.
the three did finish their meals bef're getting eft to playeth sooth 'r dareth. James wenteth first. “aaron, sooth 'r dareth?” “dare, i’m not a wimp. ” “that’s what those gents all say-”james did murmur glancing between thomas and aaron -”i dareth thee to sitteth in thomas’ lap until the endeth of the game. ” aaron didst his dareth and occasionally did place kisses to thomas’ neck.
“thomas, sooth 'r dareth?” “truth, i can’t jump doth aught with thee sitting in mine own lap. ” ign'ring james’ laught'r that gent hath said his sooth, “have thee has't ev'r flirt'd with a police offic'r just to receiveth out of a speeding ticket?”
“yes. Don’t behold at me liketh yond, the offic'r wast cute. Eke someone, i’m not declaring who is't, but someone hath decided to driveth extra sloweth yond day. ” aft'r james hadst did finish laughing that gent hath asked a questioneth as if 't be true that gent wast about to starteth laughing again, “was t alexand'r?”
“yes-” thomas hath said smiling- “anyway, sooth 'r dareth james?”
“truth. ” aaron did roll his eyes since that gent wast the only one, so far to picketh out a dareth.
“which doth thee liketh bett'r, coke 'r pepsi?” “that’s a nay brain'r. Pepsi. ” a vict'rious shout did ring from aaron. “yes! haha! thomas, thee oweth me five bucks. ” thomas groan'd bef're giving aaron five bucks. “wait, thee guys did bet on which kind of soda i did like m're?”
“yes. ” aaron answ'r'd plainly. James did laugh bef're giving thomas and aaron kisses on the lips. “you two art the most wondrous boyfriends ev'r!” thomas and aaron did thank james. The game hath continued f'r a dram did bite and those gents did wind up just making out in the snoweth.
timeth skip-
at which hour the james, aaron, and thomas finally hath returned home, those gents wenteth to their sleep chamber wh're those gents cuddl'd f'r a did bite bef're falling asleep at 2 in the m'rning.
i desire thee guys did enjoy yond, i wast kind of b'r'd and i hadst a did burst of inspiration. I eke hath followed an ot3 prompt yond wast so cute yond i hadst to writeth about t f'r mine own fav'rite ot3. Cya! i might doth a one-shot booketh at which hour i has't did light'rally nay ideas f'r any of mine own current st'ries. That’s t, farewell!
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Jeffburrmads
FanfictionI didn't have any ideas for 'Lies' and I wanted to post something that wasn't an edit to chapter 2.5. If you have any ideas then please let me know. Anyway, I'm tired and I want coffee. Bye.
