Keanu's POV
"Dan and I got home from the hospital and I already knew what was up.
'Hey Keany, wanna pass the time ;)))' he winked. I blushed and my face turned a deep burgundy. I giggled, gracefully. hehe. We ran quickly to the bedroom ;)))). Dan plopped on the bed and whipped out his long plonker. I gasped. I am a virgin so i am scared to be punctured by that massive weenie. Oh well, i'm sure it will be fine. I let dan take control. he began violently thrusting like a dog humping his owner's leg. I felt like i was bathing in carrot juice. it was magical. Thats how youll describe our first shag lol" Dan explained to me. We had never had sex, but we wanted to. After I heard dan's prediction of how It would go, I was so excited. I felt my little twig getting excited. "Hey Keany, wanna pass the time ;)))" Dan winked. His prediction was coming true. I blushed and my face turned a deep burgundy. I giggled, gracefully. hehe. We ran quickly to the bedroom ;)))). Dan plopped on the bed and whipped out his long plonker. I gasped. I am a virgin so i am scared to be punctured by that massive weenie. Oh well, i'm sure it will be fine. I let dan take control. he began violently thrusting like a dog humping his owner's leg. I felt like i was bathing in carrot juice. it was magical.
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tol beans to the third power (dan & phil + keanu reeves)
Fanfictionwhat happens when two of the biggest youtube stars meet one of the most famous actors? read to find out! you won't regret it ;) *lowercase intended*
