SO HERES A BUNCH OF RANDOM SHORT STORIES (well some aren't even stories just short moments) FROM MY WEIRD LIFE!!!
#1: aNiMe???
Me: *plays crossing field from SAO on the piano*
Uncle: wOw dat was nice!!! Who composed it?
Me: oh, it's from an anime!!!
Uncle: A-anime? Who's this anime person??? What's their last name???
Me: *facepalm*
#2 lucy485266 's bday party
Lucy: *opens gift* *gets a bunch of small Jungkook cards*
Her aunt: Ooh whats that?
Ppl at the party: Cards of this one person from a K-Pop band
Her aunt: whats K-Pop?
Ppl at the party: Korean pop
Her aunt: Korean? Isn't dat a white boi?
Everyone: no, he's Korean
#3 Grandma blames missing objects on dead sister
Grandma: *loses necklace*
*a few hours later*
Grandma: I FOUND THE NECKLACE!!! I SWEAR I PUT IT RIGHT THERE!!! MY DEAD SISTER VISITED ME!!! SHE PUT THE NECKLACE RIGHT THERE!!!
My family: *facepalms* thats called misplacing things...
Grandma: *gets triggered* NO!!! I KNOW I PUT IT RIGHT HERE!!! MY DEAD SISTER PUT IT THERE!!!
*a few weeks later*
Grandma: *earrings slip off*
*a few minutes later*
Grandma: *finds earrings on the floor*
Grandma: OMG!!! MY EARRINGS WERE JUST ON MY EAR!!! NOW THEY'RE ON THE FLOOR!!! MY DEAD SISTER VISITED ME AGAIN!!! *tells the whole church about this*
Me: *facepalms*
#4 My 2 yr old fujoshi cousin
Let's call my older cousin 16 and my younger cousin 2 based on their ages
Me: *buys yuri and victor plushies*
16: Yuck! Yuri on Ice!!!
Me: *gets offended*
Me: Hey 2!!! Here! Have Yuri and Victor!!!
2: YAY!!! *grabs Yuri and Victor* *chases 16 around with them* *16 gets scared and starts running*
Me: *gets back Victor*
Me: 2!!! *shows Victor while 2 still has Yuri*
2: *makes Yuri and Victor kiss*
Me: *iS sHoOk*
16: BELLA!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? YUCK! KADIRI!!! (A way of showing disgust in Tagalog)
Me: *smirks evilly*
#5 The picture on my teachers desk
Remember my friend C from the Story Time #1? Yep... same person in this one
C: *points to a pic of our teacher and her boyfriend kissing*
C: *somehow thinks that the boy is another teacher*
C: Is that a pic of Mrs. G and Mrs. A kissing???
Me: WTF??? HOW DID YOU GET THAT???
C: That's Mrs. G isn't it???
Me: THATS A BLACK DUDE!!! MRS. G IS WHITE!!! HOW TF DID U GET THAT???
C: Wait what??? *stands up and looks* Ohhh...
Me: *dies of laughter*
#6 My baby cousin's attempt at writing the letter A
Cousin: *attempts writing A but it ends up looking like the end of a... I'm just calling it a boys popsicle*
Keep in mind that my grandmas sisters living room is pretty big, and she drew on the carpet, taking up about half of the carpet space...
Me: *looks at it, horrified*
Uncle: *comes in* *bursts out laughing and taking a pic*
Me: *dies of laughter*
Me: Uh... *insert cousins name here*? What's that???
Her: Dats an A!!!
Me: oh... ok...
Other cousin: *sees it*
Other cousin: AAH!!! *starts rubbing the carpet to erase it*
#7 Squats
(Using his fake name) Henry and Lucy : *does a yoga competition or somethin like that cuz we were playing the game of life*
Me: *records*
Henry: *squats*
Henry: *cracks both his knees*
Henry: OWWW WTF?!?!?
Me and Lucy: *dies of laughter*
Me: I CAUGHT THAT ON VIDEO!!!
#8 A drunk Henry
This is in messages btw, not using real names
Me: yo
Shadow: Hi
Doge: Hi
Henry: hEyYyY
Henry: *draws a naked woman and sends it to us*
Us: WTF
Henry: *deletes* don't tell!!!
Henry: *draws a naked woman with a boys popsicle*
Henry: *deletes*
Us: OK WTF???
*next morning*
Henry: what happened last night? I had too much wine from communion...
Us: *shows screenshots of chat*
Henry: WTF?!?!
Us: We're never letting u forget this
Me: Also, my grandma was watching the computer screen the whole time, and I was chatting on my grandpas computer
Henry: OH GOD... YOUR GRANDMA WILL NEVER SEE ME IN THE SAME WAY AGAIN!!!
#9 Whats a fortnite?
Me and M: *talkin about the cringy fortnite dances*
My dad: Whats a fortnite?
Me and M: *dies and facepalms*
#10: Teacher exposes boys for watching porn
Mrs. B: so just tell me if you want any sites unblocked! Just make sure they're not game sites or porn sites!!! I know you boys LOVE that!!!
Everyone: wtf...
Boy: *raises hand* what about the girls???
Mrs. B: well girls don't really watch that kinda stuff, it's mainly the boys! That's where the saying "boys will be boys" comes from!!! I SEE YOU GIGGLING *insert boys name here*!!!
Welp I guess that's it for this chapter!!!
Baii!!!
