So in my notes section I have a bunch of weird dreams that I've had typed out, so why not share them with u guys! (I'm gonna change some of these names btw)
So in 3rd grade I had this dream where I was playing in my backyard when all of a sudden Smartie (naming him that cuz he was the smartest kid in our class) showed up but he was a cat. Then I asked "wait you're a cat?" And he said "obviously, cats are the smartest animals" and I said oh and then he multiplied into 3 cats and started dancing to a song that I can't remember and then my family came over and I had to hide them and then I woke up
So in 5th grade I had this dream where me, Gene, and Keith were in the old VCS campus and Gene had this band and played some music and Cherry (one of the popular girls) also had a band and also played some music but then it got boring so me, Keith, Kiera, Andy, and Gene left and then Nick decided to steal all of the purple lucky charms and it was our job to save them so then we went for a "journey" and it turns out Kane was a part of the plan so we got to this basement parking lot thing and he started trying to fight us but we easily beat him, then Gene said "I'm sorry for the gay relationship I had with you" then I said "I'm sorry for the gay relationship too" then Kiera said "wait but you guys are a boy and a girl" and everyone just ignored that and forgave us, then we found Nick and it turns out Andy was on his side so then we beat them and converted them to become good again and then I woke up
Ok we were in the Philippines then we got stuck in a hurricane and the driver drove us out and before that the driver was trying to rob us then we told my family that there was a hurricane then it transitioned to Christmas time and some girl and Shawn stood under the mistletoe and I took a pic and I said u guys didn't have to do it but u did then for some reason there was mistletoe EVERYWHERE so we just decided to give up on that rule then it turned to Easter and Keith was the Easter bunny cranking up the stereo and he ended up playing Oh my word this tune is annoying then we were in a tornado and Keith was the wicked witch of the west and she decided to do the ice bucket challenge, and when he melted it turned into a portal leading to VCS where Gene stole all the marshmallows in lucky charms and we tried to get them back to save this magical fairy and that magical fairy turned out to be Keith then Gene turned into Andy and Andy turned into Gene and so we tried to get Andy then we got the lucky charms and the fairy princess was saved
So I had this dream where me, Lucy, Keith, and Gene were in 5th grade again and we were performing for the celebration of the arts but it was only the 4 of us and ms. H. Ms. H just stood with her arm extended while singing the emergency alert thing from the purge and we all marched in all fours in a circle around her singing the one song from equestria girls and little drummer boy. After that we all turned into popcorn and the people eating us were ourselves in human form on a double date thingy, Lucy was dating Gene but Gene was dating Keith so Keith and Lucy were arguing the whole time abt who got Gene and who didn't and I was dating Keith and Shawn's baby "sheith" but they were our age and once they are all of us "Sheith" took a shit and we all bursted out and fell into this void where we became our "role models" (which clearly aren't our role models irl) so Lucy turned into Nicki Minaj, Keith turned into Divine (the drag queen), I turned into a fucking alligator, and Gene turned into pinkie pie, and then we all talked abt our feelings and then we all said "we should start over" and then we pressed this blue button and our lives flashed before our eyes and all of our past crushes said "we are all disappointed in you four" and with a flash of light our past crushes formed Princess Celestia and she used her horn to destroy us and with a flash of light we were all fetuses again and we were quadruplets but our mother was Ms. Fucktard (my first grade teacher me and my friends hate) and our father was Divine and we had an older sister named Trisha who looked exactly like their baby and then I woke up
I had this weird dream that I was actually adopted and Lucy and Keith were my biological parents but they were blue and purple aliens and disowned me since I looked like a human so they dropped me off at my parents house and then a few years later Lucy and Keith became my best friends to keep an eye on me since I was their child and all that and my parents told me that I was an adopted alien from the planet "glucose" and I morphed into this indigo alien and I could see in green once I morphed and then it turns out that Serena and Gene were also Keith and Lucy's children and they turned into green aliens and then Lucy (as an alien) cheated on Keith with Keith's human form and when u guys were all romantic it put a big magenta heart on top so we couldn't see u kissing and then Keith (as an alien) also cheated on Lucy with her human form and the same thing happened and then Lucy gave birth to a three headed baby, and all three heads were Keith's face and Keith did the same thing but instead with Lucy's face and then everyone got sucked into a black hole and we went ice skating and everyone came out as a lesbian (even Keith and Gene) then I said "I'm a frying pan" and I turned into a frying pan with an egg cooking and everyone ate the egg yolk which was my eye so then I couldn't see and then I woke up
Donald trump made a new law where everyone was to break up with their gf/bf/husband/wife and instead everyone would date ice cream trucks and the future babies are mini ice cream trucks then I turned into a fucking alligator again and started dating a parrot named squak and then Keith dated this blue fuckboy ice cream truck who cheated on him with Gene so then Gene and Keith got together but Donald trump had them killed cuz the new law was that "thou shall not date thy species" which is basically humans aren't allowed to date other humans and then Lucy turned into a flamingo and started dating this random dude named chad and they got married and had flaming kids (flamingo + kids) and they all started yelling SKWAA SKWAA SKWAA and then the flamingo leader (which was Lucy) started saying "on the third skwaa, you shall die" and I'm like "NO PLEASE" and then Lucy and the flaming kids were like "SKWAA"
me: NO PLEASE I HAVE A HUSBAND AND KIDS
Lucy and her family: SKWAA
me: NOOOO ILL MISS YOU SQUAK!!!
Lucy and her family: SKWAA
and then I woke up
So yeah those were some of the weird dreams I've had, I've had more but I don't feel like writing them down lol... anyways baiii
