Kindergarten:
Me: *doesnt talk* *is hella shy* *somehow makes friends*
First grade:
Me: *is naive*
Boy: I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU
Me: *doesnt know what a crush is* ok
Second grade:
Me: *is a sensitive lil bitch*
sO mAnY fIeLd tRiPs
Third grade:
3 bois: I liek u
Me: k
Me: oMg i wAs a fInAlIsT iN a pAiNtInG cOmPeTiTiOn
Me: *first crush*
Friend: oMg *my crush* iS sO cUtE I lIeK hIm uWu
Me: *lies* oOf i lIeK hIs fRiEnD
Crush: iM gOnNa mAkE sUrE nObOdY eLsE hAnGs oUt wItH uS aT rEcEsS
Me: k
Crush: *hugs everyday after school*
Teacher: pick ur movie buddy that u will share a blanket n popcorn with!
Crush: *chooses me*
Me: :o
Fourth grade:
Crush: iTs bEeN a wHiLe sInCe wEvE tAlKeD
Me: yEe
Me: *falls off those wheel monkey bars and sprains left wrist*
Crush: OMG *calls teachers*
Crush: *never spoke to me since*
also
S H O W E R G A M E (lucy485266 knows wut I'm talkin abt)
H A M S T E R S
M I N E C R A F T
Best teacher
Fifth grade:
Me: *makes cringy YT vids*
Old crush: *moves to another state*
Me: *gets a new crush*
Crush: I lIkE u
Me: ok
*months later*
Crush: sOmEoNe lIkEs mE
Me: i liek u
Crush: iM gOnNa tElL hEr sO sHe bAcKs oFf
Me: k
Crush and me: *sings cringy duets*
Sixth grade:
Beginning:
Me: wOw sO nEw lOtS oF nEw fRiEnDs
Middle:
Me: i hate these people *doesnt talk to/trust anyone*
End:
Me: *plays tag with friends*
oMg tHiS fUn
Seventh grade:
Beginning:
Me: eh I guess it's cool
Middle and end:
Me: i fucking hate this stupid ass school and everyone in it and i wanna fucking kill everyone here
Also me: *barely talks to/trusts anyone*
End:
Me: thank god its over
Eighth grade:
Beginning:
Me: oMg tHiS iS tHe cRaZiEsT yEaR sO fAr *only a week goes by*
Middle:
*drama happened*
Me: wow
End: wE aRe cRaCkHeAdS wE eAt hAnD sAnItIzEr wE pRoStItUtE lAdYbUgS oMg iM gOnNa mIsS eVeRyOnE I cAnT bElIeVe iTs oVeR bEsT yEaR eVeR
o also me n 2 ppl made a band n its cool
SO YEAH THOSE WERE MY YEARS IN SCHOOL SO FAR IN A NUTSHELL :D
